It's now been just over 2 weeks, since our internet has been down; with more than 17 phone calls to BT, who have struggled to do anything; we've been left in the stone age without internet.
This is call number 15 on 25th Jan 2010:
Usual thing's first about our phone number and stuff, i might as well record it as a message. Even got them on Quick Dial.
BT: "Hi, what is you're problem?"
ME: "We've been unable to get our internet for 2 weeks now, and it's effecting my work from home as well as my family who require it to pay bills and complete college work on time"
BT: "Let me run a line test i'll just put you on hold"
ME: "Fine, (Like it's going to be working)"
BT: "Are yes, there is a fault on the line; Eh, may be your Homehub is faulty, we'll send you another one."
ME: "Wait a minute, you saying that out of 7 homehubs and a netgear it might be the homehub not working? The homehub is not the problem."
BT: "Yeh, but you don't understand sir; we need to send an internal engineer to resolve your problem."
Them being a bit sarcastic, "Not understanding, wait a minute i do a lot of network programming in C#" and have also written Line Monitoring software for friends which is very accurate.
"I've rewired my friends network cables, the lot i know how to test where a fault is internally"
ME: "Do what you've got to do then, (Sigh of disappointment)"
BT: "Hope you have a nice day, (i was getting really stressed, how dare they say that, i'm clearly not going to have a nice day)"
ME: "Alright, Bye."
so 48 hours later, i called again; No Engineer has arrived.
phone call 16 on the 27th Jan 2010
BT: "Hi, what seems to be your problem?"
ME: (Said same answer as before, (More grumpy))
ME: "But the engineer you where sending has never arrived."
BT: "We'll bring up your records, Ar Yes; a issue occured when contacting the engineer in the UK. I'll send another request for you."
ME: "I'm sorry but this is unacceptable, why didn't you atleast make a phone call to let me know, i've just taken two day's of work waiting for you to turn up."
BT: "Well Umm, I dunno sir umm. We'll have an engineer to you in another 24 hours time between 1pm - 6pm."
ME: "Right, ok if he doesn't turn up or fails to fix it; i'll be complaining to ofcom and telling my friends what a terrible service you provide."
BT: "Ok, sir; Bye"
Think i scared them abit, the word "Ofcom and friends"
So today?
phone call 17, 28th Jan 2010:
BT: (Same old starting to it)
ME: (Well you know my issue)
ME: "you're engineer arrived today, and said what i said; the issue was somewhere in the phone, and we'll need to wait another 24 - 48 hours for a line engineer to check the line for aluminum."
ME: "I would like to know when this is going to be resolved if ever?"
BT: "Umm, given where you live; we aren't able to provide you with a service that will function very well."
ME: "We'll it does seem a bit pathetic that when you first came out to us you claimed we could get around 9 - 10 meg on are line, when are actual sync rate is 135k; i might just get dial-up."
BT: "But dial-up is not as fast as broadband?"
ME: "It's more reliable and about the same speed your providing?"
BT: Eh, well thats you choice. I'll have to leave you due to working commitment and have other customers waiting. (HOW RUDE!!!)
ME: "Yeh, what ever! (SLAMMED PHONE DOWN IN PURE DISGUST)
I've had as much as i can take, why don't they shove in an upgrade or summin put down fibre, you know; a service that we can receive in Semington a place without internet yet only a 5 minute drive from 50mbit Virgin Media. I cannot cope, i need a response from the email is sent virgin, i need something; i'm at risk of losing my job as I'm not able to meet targets (Being unable to work from home)
Just constant excuses, I'm still at MacDonalds using the Wi-Fi so that i can send this; it makes me feel like I'm a saddo

. Don't you think it's wrong to sit in a Fast food shop using there Wi-Fi for like 2 hours; the staff give you funny looks, as to what a freak show, buy his own internet.)
Anyways going now before i get kicked out, lol.
I'll look at any responses, when my mate finishes work tomorrow. (Well he lives the 10 minutes down the road where fibre-optic salvation awaits)
Byez