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Old 27-07-2009, 22:31   #1
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...-criminal.html

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A police sergeant has been ordered to undertake a "management advice course" because he swore while dealing with a violent and abusive criminal who had threatened officers during a two-hour siege.
Throwing items at cops, attacking them with a knife, threatening to shoot them, smashing the place up with a hammer and generally being a not very nice person yet when a cop uses ONE swear word when speaking to him the cop gets carpeted for it.

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He says he is discussing legal action with his solicitor and plans to lodge a complaint with the European Court of Human Rights.
Oh I wonder how he is funding this bit of court action.

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He was convicted of affray at Newcastle Crown Court in September and given a 12-month suspended prison sentence.
Nice. Anyone wanting to attack the Police, hold them hostage etc. can rest easy knowing they'll probably not get a stay at HM hotel for a bit.
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Old 27-07-2009, 22:33   #2
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Re: Words fail me

Oh for goodness sake - this is just childish - I really wish, our government would, well, I can;t say here :P
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Old 27-07-2009, 22:35   #3
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Re: Words fail me

Can't wait for the cop-knockers to turn up and tell us how the sergeant deserved it.
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Re: Words fail me

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I really wish, our government would, well, I can;t say here :P
Neither can I or else I'll have to go on a "management advice course"
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Re: Words fail me

Lol - I personally think it's stupid, regulator for this, course for this - a boring waste of time and effort government course, no doubt funding by..um.. us.
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Re: Words fail me

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"It was an insult when I heard how the officer who swore at me got off - it upset me to hear someone say that."
Being swore at upset him? Oh, the poor sensitive soul

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"The first copper in here is getting ------- killed, come on, I only want one of you."
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Old 27-07-2009, 22:48   #7
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Being swore at upset him? Oh, the poor sensitive soul
Yep. Amazing how some people that can't go more than 3 words without swearing get all upset when spoken to in 'robust' terms.
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Old 27-07-2009, 22:49   #8
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Re: Words fail me

I've often wondered why anyone would want to be a police officer in this PC obsessed country and this sort of thing just adds to my incredulity - I wouldn't do it for any amount of money!

It seems to me that the current 'system' bends over backwards to excuse, forgive or overlook all sorts of hideous and obnoxious behaviour on the part the miscreant sections of our society but doesn't afford anywhere near that level of 'understanding' to the police we all rely to protect us from their antics.
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Re: Words fail me

You do get to visit scantily clad women at times though.
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You do get to visit scantily clad women at times though.
Hey!! You been seeing my missus mate???.....

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You do get to visit scantily clad women at times though.
Cue MLM for more truncheon, PC's helmet innunedo.
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Cue MLM for more truncheon, PC's helmet innunedo.
who? me?

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Re: Words fail me

I'm still trying to decipher which 4 letter swear word was used...the ones I know seem strangely inapt as a description of this particular turd...
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You do get to visit scantily clad women at times though.

I remember a policeman friend telling us a tale about arresting a TV/TS, who played up big style.
He said she/he had on poison perfume, and the smell made him feel sick.
His Mother then went and bought his wife some, just for a laugh.
His wife puts it on now when she wants him to stay clear of her!
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I'm still trying to decipher which 4 letter swear word was used...the ones I know seem strangely inapt as a description of this particular turd...
I'm pretty sure what ever one was used he'll have heard it before.

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I've got a hole in my heart and they used a Taser, which could have killed me.
Well maybe then you should have calmed down when one was pointed at you and small red dots appeared on your chest if you felt a medical condition could cause the Taser to kill you.
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