19-03-2009, 13:50
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Re: Constipated...
Have you tried playing her one of your Barry Manilow cd's ?
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19-03-2009, 16:26
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#137
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Re: Constipated...
Has voided her bowels yet 
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20-03-2009, 01:15
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#138
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Re: Constipated...
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20-03-2009, 09:55
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Re: Constipated...
Anyone suggested Nat Lax TNT yet?
Or perhaps treat her to a Colonic Irrigation
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20-03-2009, 10:03
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Re: Constipated...
So there is still no 'movement'?
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20-03-2009, 10:08
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Re: Constipated...
It looks like this thread is going to run and run.... perhaps not. 
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23-03-2009, 14:38
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Re: Constipated...
UPDATE
On the early hours of Sunday morning Mrs chuzzlemonkey finally let go of her 'load' lol.
She pooed! *dances*
Apparently it was only the size of a rabbit dropping, though
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23-03-2009, 14:39
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Re: Constipated...
Congratulations! You must be very proud!
How much did it weigh?
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23-03-2009, 14:43
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Re: Constipated...
Well...i didn't pick it up so i'm not sure to be honest! lol
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23-03-2009, 14:44
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Re: Constipated...
Fresh fruit, pure orange juice, salted peanuts, all good for making you go.
There's also Lactulose, tasteless and disgusting but does the job.
What's all the fuss about anyway, 3 or 4 weeks inbetween going is normal, well for me anyway.
This thread should come with a TMI hazard sign 
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23-03-2009, 15:04
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Re: Constipated...
Movicol is very good, after that you can bend over pass wind and pebble dash three houses at once !
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23-03-2009, 15:09
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Re: Constipated...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Russ B
Congratulations! You must be very proud!
How much did it weigh?
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Do you want help on help on naming the new arrival Chuzzle??? 
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23-03-2009, 15:49
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Re: Constipated...
Quote:
Originally Posted by chuzzlemonkey
UPDATE
On the early hours of Sunday morning Mrs chuzzlemonkey finally let go of her 'load' lol.
She pooed! *dances*
Apparently it was only the size of a rabbit dropping, though
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Have you shown the poor woman this thread? 
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