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Old 19-03-2009, 13:50   #136
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Re: Constipated...

Have you tried playing her one of your Barry Manilow cd's ?
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Old 19-03-2009, 16:26   #137
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Re: Constipated...

Has voided her bowels yet
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Old 20-03-2009, 01:15   #138
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Re: Constipated...

you could always try this

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xmm...rown-noise_fun


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Old 20-03-2009, 09:55   #139
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Re: Constipated...

Anyone suggested Nat Lax TNT yet?
Or perhaps treat her to a Colonic Irrigation
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Old 20-03-2009, 10:03   #140
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Re: Constipated...

So there is still no 'movement'?
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Old 20-03-2009, 10:08   #141
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Re: Constipated...

It looks like this thread is going to run and run.... perhaps not.
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Old 23-03-2009, 14:38   #142
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Re: Constipated...

UPDATE

On the early hours of Sunday morning Mrs chuzzlemonkey finally let go of her 'load' lol.

She pooed! *dances*

Apparently it was only the size of a rabbit dropping, though
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Old 23-03-2009, 14:39   #143
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Re: Constipated...

Congratulations! You must be very proud!

How much did it weigh?
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Old 23-03-2009, 14:43   #144
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Re: Constipated...

Well...i didn't pick it up so i'm not sure to be honest! lol
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Old 23-03-2009, 14:44   #145
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Re: Constipated...

Fresh fruit, pure orange juice, salted peanuts, all good for making you go.

There's also Lactulose, tasteless and disgusting but does the job.

What's all the fuss about anyway, 3 or 4 weeks inbetween going is normal, well for me anyway.

This thread should come with a TMI hazard sign
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Old 23-03-2009, 15:04   #146
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Re: Constipated...

Movicol is very good, after that you can bend over pass wind and pebble dash three houses at once !
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Old 23-03-2009, 15:09   #147
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Re: Constipated...

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Congratulations! You must be very proud!

How much did it weigh?

Do you want help on help on naming the new arrival Chuzzle???
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Old 23-03-2009, 15:49   #148
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Re: Constipated...

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UPDATE

On the early hours of Sunday morning Mrs chuzzlemonkey finally let go of her 'load' lol.

She pooed! *dances*

Apparently it was only the size of a rabbit dropping, though
Have you shown the poor woman this thread?
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