18-03-2009, 10:57
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Re: Constipated...
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I think she really needs to go see a Doctor.
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He can get the rubber gloves and remove the blockage and there she blows. 
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18-03-2009, 11:10
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Re: Constipated...
Just a thought, If you've recently had a night of passion, it might be worth checking around the kitchen for missing items. 
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18-03-2009, 11:22
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Re: Constipated...
lol!
There will be no rubber gloving thankyour Mr Moldova!
And i can't even reply to Julian's post! 
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18-03-2009, 11:46
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Re: Constipated...
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And i can't even reply to Julian's post! |
I'm glad about that  Despite this thread, the forum does still have some standards 
In all seriousness, whilst we are having a bit of a laugh at the predicament, it really must be about time she got some proper medical advice. Even if short term there isn't a serious issue one wonders if this can cause longer term complications. Forums are not the best place to obtain medical advice, there are too many armchair experts who can misdirect.
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18-03-2009, 11:48
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Re: Constipated...
Very true. She's too stubborn to go to the docs tho!
I'm kind of hoping the volcano theory will kick in before too long?
Its only so long before they erupt...
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18-03-2009, 11:50
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Re: Constipated...
If this goes on much longer you may have to think of names for the... impending arrival.
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18-03-2009, 11:51
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Re: Constipated...
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Very true. She's too stubborn to go to the docs tho!
I'm kind of hoping the volcano theory will kick in before too long?
Its only so long before they erupt...
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I'm envisaging someone releasing the knot from a balloon and watching it go....
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18-03-2009, 11:51
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Re: Constipated...
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If this goes on much longer you may have to think of names for the... impending arrival. |
'Turtle' might just cut the mustard
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18-03-2009, 11:53
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Re: Constipated...
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I'm envisaging someone releasing the knot from a balloon and watching it go....
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The sound would probably be rather similar also! lol
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18-03-2009, 11:54
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Re: Constipated...
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Well yes, you've got the consistency right....
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18-03-2009, 11:56
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Re: Constipated...
lol consistency... *shakes head*
That's probably a word that this thread didn't need to see!
*puts his cheese on toast down*
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18-03-2009, 11:59
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Re: Constipated...
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*puts his cheese on toast down*
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I'm just hoping that you didn't have Worcester Sauce on it
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18-03-2009, 12:00
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Re: Constipated...
HP
'nuff said 
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18-03-2009, 12:01
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Re: Constipated...
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'nuff said |
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18-03-2009, 12:01
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Re: Constipated...
Hopefully everything will work itself out, so to speak, but there is a serious side to this.
Your wife may have an intestinal blockage which can be very serious. In a worst case scenario would need immediate hospital intervention as can be life threatening. I must strongly advise if she does not go soon then she must see her doctor, if only to determine the cause of the problem.
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