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Old 18-03-2009, 07:48   #46
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Re: Constipated...

Any movement on this subject yet??????

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Old 18-03-2009, 08:23   #47
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Re: Constipated...

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Dogs eat grass when they have bad tummys!

Well go on ...tell us!

Anything worked yet???
UPDATE people...


Woke up this morning and she still can't poo...which is great to talk about when its 6am and i should be dribbling sleepily on my pillow

Have told her to go to the doctors but she's waaaay too subborn to go.

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Old 18-03-2009, 08:25   #48
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Re: Constipated...

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Have told her to go to the doctors but she's waaaay too subborn to go.
You can't help but admire the irony in the fact she is copying her bowels...
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Old 18-03-2009, 08:28   #49
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Re: Constipated...

I'm sure it'll all come out good in the end.
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Old 18-03-2009, 08:30   #50
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Re: Constipated...

lol!

And i swear if i have to listen to this for 2 weeks and then all she does is a rabbit dropping then i'm leaving her!
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Old 18-03-2009, 08:32   #51
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Re: Constipated...

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lol!

And i swear if i have to listen to this for 2 weeks and then all she does is a rabbit dropping then i'm leaving her!
That's right. You tell her it's Swiss Rolls only and NOT Malteasers.
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Old 18-03-2009, 08:34   #52
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Re: Constipated...

Swiss rolls?

I want yule-tide logs!
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Old 18-03-2009, 08:35   #53
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Swiss rolls?

I want yule-tide logs!
Mate if she can grunt them out that size then she really needs to see a doctor....
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Old 18-03-2009, 08:41   #54
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Mate if she can grunt them out that size then she really needs to see a doctor....



Maybe she'll never poo again?
Oh what a simple life!

Russ B I can't help but find your signature rather appropriate for this thread! lmao!
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Old 18-03-2009, 08:44   #55
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Re: Constipated...

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Maybe she'll never poo again?
Oh what a simple life!
You accusing her of being full of ****???

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Russ B I can't help but find your signature rather appropriate for this thread! lmao!
Well yes, that's also connected to someone else who is full of **** too
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Old 18-03-2009, 08:47   #56
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Re: Constipated...

u never know while ur at work u will hear what u think is a rumble of thunder when its actually her on the loo lol
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Old 18-03-2009, 08:49   #57
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Re: Constipated...

Come on. The girl hasn't had a bowel movement in a week!
I'd say she's a bit more than full of it.
Saturated is probably more appropriate! lol

And are you implying that some people of CF are full of poo?
Never!
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Re: Constipated...

She should eat the microwave meal I had last night. Gotta run
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She should eat the microwave meal I had last night. Gotta run
What was that?
Got the runs?
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Lies...just admit the pipes were clogged...its ok! :p
Ha no I actually wasn't! The amount of stick I got at work drinking it.....I haven't drank it since!
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