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Old 17-03-2009, 13:52   #16
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Re: Constipated...
my missus says fresh pineapple got her moving when she was due to give birth,not the same as being constipated but oooooohhhhh the relief!!
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Re: Constipated...
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I think it'll make itself sticky at that point....EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Especially after picolax!!!

Might be worth going to see a pharmacist or GP if it continues, just to be on the safe side.
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Old 17-03-2009, 13:57   #18
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Re: Constipated...
I suggest this thread is archived and displayed on the front page, to publicise the amazing knowledgebase we have regarding forced bowel movements.

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Old 17-03-2009, 14:06   #19
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I think it'll make itself sticky at that point....EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
lol...the tone of this thread has gone down the toilet!
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Old 17-03-2009, 14:12   #20
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Re: Constipated...
You could hit her really hard in the stomach with a brick that might move it
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Old 17-03-2009, 14:14   #21
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You could hit her really hard in the stomach with a brick that might move it
No you're getting confused...

she wants to lay a brick..not get laid out by a brick!
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Re: Constipated...
Sugar free mints tend to work for me, eg coolmints, its to do with the artificial sweeteners used, it even says on the lable not to eat too many as it can give you the squits.

I have another method but the mrs will really have be in the mood
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Old 17-03-2009, 14:23   #23
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Was it ever out?
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tried a stick of dynamite? lol
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Strong black coffee is a good laxative
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Prune juice!
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Re: Constipated...
Green tea seems to work for my wife. That is, she normally drinks a lot of green tea, and not drinking it gives her constipation.
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Green tea seems to work for my wife. That is, she normally drinks a lot of green tea, and not drinking it gives her constipation.
Or maybe its that she's a green tea junkie and constipation is a withdrawal sympton!? lol
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Re: Constipated...
Ha ha! I actually tried it just to see if it was vile (wasn't actually constipated)! Mix it with a bit of raspberry or cranberry juice and it's actually quite nice! It does regulate things!
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Ha ha! I actually tried it just to see if it was vile (wasn't actually constipated)
Lies...just admit the pipes were clogged...its ok! :p
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