What's the most illegal thing you've ever done? - Page 7

broadbandking · 16-03-2009, 14:55

In that case half of the forum is guilty.

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Originally Posted by chuzzlemonkey

Yeah i hear the police are really cracking down on those gusy who put girls on bins..

Its disgraceful if you ask me.

Yeah you get Ã‚Â£100 fine and 12 months prohbation

chuzzlemonkey · 16-03-2009, 14:57

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Originally Posted by broadbandking

Yeah you get Ã‚Â£100 fine and 12 months prohbation

And a 12month contract with a 7 day cooling off period - whether or not they tell you about it, though, is a separate matter!

Turkey Machine · 16-03-2009, 15:05

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Originally Posted by chuzzlemonkey

Did you get caught? lol

Oh come on, what do you think?

They couldn't give a flying f**k about ordinary peoples downloading films, I only do it occasionally anyway.

chuzzlemonkey · 16-03-2009, 15:10

Aha, you didn't get caught, so it doesn't count.

Nah it all counts really! Anything that he majesty the queen would frown upon is welcome to be added to my liccle thread!

lol.

broadbandking · 16-03-2009, 15:27

I fought the law and the law won

chuzzlemonkey · 16-03-2009, 15:30

broadbandking shot the sherrif...chuzzlemonkey killed the deputy

16-03-2009, 16:04

and does he swear it was in self defence?

Gary L · 16-03-2009, 16:13

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Originally Posted by broadbandking

set a light loads of tiolet papaer that some had stacked up in there back garden storage place thingy.

The odds of me ever finding out who done that to my aunts stash of bog roll she had stored in her back garden have just decreased considerably.

Turkey Machine · 16-03-2009, 16:22

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Originally Posted by zinglebarb

and does he swear it was in self defence?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsBq_K1WLsE, specifically from 0:47. Brilliant quote!

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Originally Posted by Gary L

The odds of me ever finding out who done that to my aunts stash of bog roll she had stored in her back garden have just decreased considerably.

ROFL! I think I peed a little. Where's that toilet paper?

Stuart · 16-03-2009, 17:28

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Originally Posted by Mick

Btw is it actually illegal so smoke and drive at the same time? I know people have been issued tickets for eating Mars bars whilst driving etc.

It is illegal if the vehicle is a working vehicle (it's counted as a place of work and covered by the smoking ban then) such as a Mini cab.

You can also (I believe) be charged for driving without due care and attention. A law which covers anything that may take your attention from the road (including Mobile Phone use which pretty much renders the law on Mobile phone use in cars pointless).

Toto · 16-03-2009, 17:35

Stole a chocolate bar from Woolies when I was a kid, took me about 3 years before I went back.

Oh, and had three points for speeding....that's it.

budwieser · 16-03-2009, 18:15

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Originally Posted by lucy7

I will tell, if you do first!!!

Do you girls think you`ll ever make a video!?

chuzzlemonkey · 16-03-2009, 18:16

lol! I like where this thread is going!

idi banashapan · 16-03-2009, 18:26

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Originally Posted by Stuart C

It is illegal if the vehicle is a working vehicle (it's counted as a place of work and covered by the smoking ban then) such as a Mini cab.

You can also (I believe) be charged for driving without due care and attention. A law which covers anything that may take your attention from the road (including Mobile Phone use which pretty much renders the law on Mobile phone use in cars pointless).

does it include juggling and hammer throwing like at the olympics?

LemonyBrainAid · 16-03-2009, 18:26

I have decided to refrain from posting in this thread.

(HI DAD!)