My Birthday - Page 4

lucy7 · 06-03-2009, 17:15

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Originally Posted by zinglebarb

Ok this is serious. We all know Wayne wants to experience some female companionship he has said so enough on this forum. Now I am being deadly serious. Why dont you fly to Amsterdam and get yourself a Prostitute for an hour or 2 there are some seriously tasty women over there and its safe and legal. I know for a fact id never get a go on anything as good without paying lol

Serious question!!!

Is this the type of post that gets edited on here?

LondonRoad · 06-03-2009, 17:18

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Originally Posted by lucy7

Serious question!!!

Is this the type of post that gets edited on here?

I think it's ok as long as the ladies of the night don't tell you how to get free cable TV.

06-03-2009, 17:19

I do not think ive been crude? its in humour. I guess its upto the mods although they certainly is lewd toos and fros from a gingernut and simian that I think are closer the knuckle than my post

xpod · 06-03-2009, 17:56

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Ok this is serious. We all know Wayne wants to experience some female companionship he has said so enough on this forum. Now I am being deadly serious. Why dont you fly to Amsterdam and get yourself a Prostitute for an hour or 2 there are some seriously tasty women over there and its safe and legal. I know for a fact id never get a go on anything as good without paying lol

An hour or 2???a week or two more like

Oh to be 18 again............

Oh well.....i`ve never paid for hamburger since then being as i`ve had steak at home since i was 21.

lucy7 · 06-03-2009, 18:07

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Originally Posted by zinglebarb

I do not think ive been crude? its in humour. I guess its upto the mods although they certainly is lewd toos and fros from a gingernut and simian that I think are closer the knuckle than my post

Just joking man!

notel · 06-03-2009, 19:58

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Originally Posted by superbiatch

All expenses paid holiday

(if you need anyone to go with I can still hold my own in Ibiza

)

But as it's his birthday MadGamer is wondering who's gonna hold his

MadGamer · 06-03-2009, 20:27

Well I have already decided what I want to do and am going out for an Italian on the Saturday with my family

The Hitman · 06-03-2009, 20:58

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Originally Posted by MadGamer

Well I have already decided what I want to do and am going out for an Italian on the Saturday with my family

Italian ladys are very nice a tad fiesty. I hope she can handle the rest of the family

As you will probably have worn her out

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Originally Posted by zinglebarb

my Mum and Dad never got me anything ever as good as that lol

I don't blame em

MadGamer · 08-03-2009, 15:58

Finally decided what I want, Im asking for Rock Band - Band In A Box

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Originally Posted by MadGamer

Finally decided what I want, Im asking for Rock Band - Band In A Box

I just realized that the Rock Band Game isnt included, will have to tell my parents that.

Scrubbs · 08-03-2009, 15:59

I haven't read all the thread but one of the best presents I could get is for people to donate a pint of blood

works for christmas, doesn't cost anything except time and it feels soooo good when when someone says " I went and gave my pint for your birthday"

peanut · 08-03-2009, 17:14

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Originally Posted by Scrubbs

I haven't read all the thread but one of the best presents I could get is for people to donate a pint of blood

works for christmas, doesn't cost anything except time and it feels soooo good when when someone says " I went and gave my pint for your birthday"

Cheap skates.

If some one used that excuse on my birthday I'd extract another pint out of them.

(though commendable as it is, I can't see it as a 'present' is all I'm saying).

**Damien** · 08-03-2009, 17:21

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Originally Posted by peanutkp

Cheap skates.

If some one used that excuse on my birthday I'd extract another pint out of them.

(though commendable as it is, I can't see it as a 'present' is all I'm saying).

Unless they need your blood right there and then, especially if they are an aspiring vampire.

AndyCambs · 08-03-2009, 17:52

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Originally Posted by peanutkp

Cheap skates.

If some one used that excuse on my birthday I'd extract another pint out of them.

(though commendable as it is, I can't see it as a 'present' is all I'm saying).

Or referring to my earlier to suggestion - give money to a charity. The added advantage that giving through Giftaid means that they can reclaim the tax from HMRC as well!