26-03-2008, 18:08
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Re: Women's 'issues'
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When I was on the singles scene I was told several times by different guys that I had a great personality. Funny how it always seemed to be located below my neck. Oh how I laughed.  |
That's cause they knew you were ruled by your heart, not your head, so that's what they were looking at....... (honest)
It's our biological imperative, innit? It's what's in our genes that makes us want to get into yours......... 
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26-03-2008, 20:15
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Re: Women's 'issues'
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When I was on the singles scene I was told several times by different guys that I had a great personality. Funny how it always seemed to be located below my neck. Oh how I laughed. |
So we are not allowed to appreciate your personality and your other assets?
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26-03-2008, 22:50
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Re: Women's 'issues'
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So we are not allowed to appreciate your personality and your other assets?
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... Gentlemen have always been welcome to appreciate all my assets, it's those that aren't gentlemen that I objected to. I am sure all you guys are far to well mannered, and brought up, to be anything but exemplary. 
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26-03-2008, 22:56
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Re: Women's 'issues'
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... Gentlemen have always been welcome to appreciate all my assets, it's those that aren't gentlemen that I objected to. I am sure all you guys are far to well mannered, and brought up, to be anything but exemplary.
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You obviously haven't met any of us then
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26-03-2008, 22:57
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Re: Women's 'issues'
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Originally Posted by joglynne;34514503.... I am sure all you guys are far to well mannered, and brought up, to be anything but exemplary. [img
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That sounds like a dare!
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26-03-2008, 23:05
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26-03-2008, 23:45
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Re: Women's 'issues'
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... Gentlemen have always been welcome to appreciate all my assets, it's those that aren't gentlemen that I objected to. I am sure all you guys are far to well mannered, and brought up, to be anything but exemplary.
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That sounds like a cue for a piccy to be placed in the members gallery... 
I'm sure we'd all be appreciating away...
In a very well mannered & exemplary fashion...
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26-03-2008, 23:48
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Re: Women's 'issues'
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Agree - A thorough and exhaustive analysis of my very beautiful and shapely young wife has revealed one major fact - she can receive and instantly forget a thousand genuine compliments yet remember vividly forever just one even remotely unflattering remark..... Rather than concentrating on the myriad of examples of her beauty, she worries about that one tiny blemish ....
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Thats not just true for women, thats human nature.... 
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26-03-2008, 23:54
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Re: Women's 'issues'
You know I have been watching a fair few of these documentaries about folk seeking help for blemishes across the years and the ones that have made me wince are the ones where men think they have too small a penis..Some of them with 6 to 8 inch ones who have penile extensions despite the fact that they are perfectly normal..So I don't think it is purely a women's issue.I think body image issues are far more complex than the male/female divide.
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27-03-2008, 00:01
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Re: Women's 'issues'
length or girth?
Because if it's girth..................
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27-03-2008, 01:26
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Re: Women's 'issues'
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length or girth?
Because if it's girth..................
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Behave, do not go down that road, or you may get 
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27-03-2008, 01:33
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Re: Women's 'issues'
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length or girth?
Because if it's girth..................
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Well extension seems to indicate length to me..girth = widening...
I can understand the chap with less than 3 inches when ready for action wanting to do something about it but when someone is completely normal in size why bother?
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27-03-2008, 10:51
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Re: Women's 'issues'
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...why bother?
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One could always describe one's dimensions in metric.
Cheaper and less painful than surgery (so I've been told...)
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