12-02-2008, 23:06
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We're all doomed :(
Forget global warming, WMD and extraterrestrial impacts by lumps of rock - we're all gonna die in a massive jellyfish invasion! According to a documentray on C5 tonight, they're tough little blighters too - they can live in the boiling depths and frozen wastes and are reproducing at record rates. Many are posionous and/or deadly. Culling them doesn't work - the Japanese apparently found that the survivors of such action just produce more and more offspring. Billions of their fertilsed eggs sink to the bottom of the oceans and form polyps which can lie relatively inactive for years before suddenly becoming active and generating vast numbers of tiny offspring which can develop into adults in just a few weeks. The Australians tried nets to protect swimmers but then discovered a tiny yet highly dangerous species able to get through even the smallest mesh. These things can kill anything from fish to human beings and there are no antidotes to their poisons.... They're even deadly when they're dead! If they don't get you in the water they'll eat all the fish.....
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12-02-2008, 23:09
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Re: We're all doomed :(
its ok the yanks will upload a computer virus and save us all 
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12-02-2008, 23:09
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Re: We're all doomed :(
However, their plans for domination of Earth were thwarted when they failed to walk up the beach. Evolutionarily speaking, we're ahead of the game on that one.
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13-02-2008, 00:34
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Re: We're all doomed :(
They'd make a great energy source. The more you use it, the more becomes available. Hooray!
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13-02-2008, 00:50
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Re: We're all doomed :(
I watched a very similar sounding program some weeks ago......last time i had my hands on the remote possibly.Anyway,it too implied that Jellyfish could well be at the top of the food chain one day 
Load o testicl....tentacles if you ask me 
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13-02-2008, 01:05
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Re: We're all doomed :(
Bloody jellyfish coming over here killing our fish.
I'm not fishiast but.
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13-02-2008, 01:20
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Re: We're all doomed :(
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Bloody jellyfish coming over here killing our fish.
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LMFAO!
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13-02-2008, 01:23
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Re: We're all doomed :(
Good cod,this carping on wont stop now........could be worse i say,could be eels!!!!
Imagine all those Jellied Eel places popping up,not just doon here in Landan but everywhere 
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13-02-2008, 11:45
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Re: We're all doomed :(
Phew - so if we can avoid falling in the sea and give up eating fish we'll be just fine.
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I was thinking more along the lines of Rambo lol
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Bloody jellyfish coming over here killing our fish.
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That's exactly what the Japanese and Australians are saying now 
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However, their plans for domination of Earth were thwarted when they failed to walk up the beach. Evolutionarily speaking, we're ahead of the game on that one.
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Yeah but if they dominate 2/3 of the Earth's surface their domain will be greater than ours.....
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13-02-2008, 14:02
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Re: We're all doomed :(
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Originally Posted by Osem
Forget global warming, WMD and extraterrestrial impacts by lumps of rock - we're all gonna die in a massive jellyfish invasion! According to a documentray on C5 tonight, they're tough little blighters too - they can live in the boiling depths and frozen wastes and are reproducing at record rates. Many are posionous and/or deadly. Culling them doesn't work - the Japanese apparently found that the survivors of such action just produce more and more offspring. Billions of their fertilsed eggs sink to the bottom of the oceans and form polyps which can lie relatively inactive for years before suddenly becoming active and generating vast numbers of tiny offspring which can develop into adults in just a few weeks. The Australians tried nets to protect swimmers but then discovered a tiny yet highly dangerous species able to get through even the smallest mesh. These things can kill anything from fish to human beings and there are no antidotes to their poisons.... They're even deadly when they're dead! If they don't get you in the water they'll eat all the fish.....
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they should try contraception.
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14-08-2008, 14:37
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Re: We're all doomed :(
See....they're here already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....................... .....
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7560373.stm
How long before they're making their way up the Thames into the heart of Government ???
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14-08-2008, 16:16
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Re: We're all doomed :(
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No soon enough
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14-08-2008, 16:47
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Re: We're all doomed :(
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No soon enough |
Sure they aren't there already?
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17-08-2008, 13:55
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Re: We're all doomed :(
Well if the bloody turtles stopped eating plastic bags it'd help
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30-11-2009, 14:28
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