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Old 17-11-2004, 22:13   #1
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The Lard Crisis

Seems we have a major shortage of lard

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4012597.stm

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Old 17-11-2004, 22:16   #2
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Re: The Lard Crisis

what about me xmas roasties
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Old 17-11-2004, 22:19   #3
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Re: The Lard Crisis

Well, there goes my cholesterol this christmas. It just wont be the same with out it. Oh well, just have to compensate with more Alcohol then.
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Old 17-11-2004, 22:35   #4
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Re: The Lard Crisis

Don't despair, there seems to be an adequate supply on my backside
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Old 17-11-2004, 22:37   #5
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Re: The Lard Crisis

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Don't despair, there seems to be an adequate supply on my backside
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Old 17-11-2004, 22:45   #6
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Old 17-11-2004, 22:50   #7
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Re: The Lard Crisis

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Supermarkets in the UK have already warned that stocks are running low and now there are fears that the shortage could spark panic-buying, leaving empty shelves in the run up to Christmas.



Panic buying Lard ?

What a load of rubbish

Well the chavs might !
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Re: The Lard Crisis

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Don't despair, there seems to be an adequate supply on my backside
Will you be selling that by the paaaand or the kilo ?
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Re: The Lard Crisis

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Will you be selling that by the paaaand or the kilo ?
Come on now, by the ton
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Old 17-11-2004, 23:01   #10
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I seem to remember you recently joining a gym - I bet you are lithe & lissom, right now,
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Old 18-11-2004, 00:55   #11
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what about me xmas roasties

more important what about my home made chrimbo pudding
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Old 18-11-2004, 10:02   #12
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Pictures, we want pictures...
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Pictures, we want pictures...
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