Breast or thigh?

**Maggy** · 12-09-2004, 18:35

Anthropologist Desmond Morris was asked if he was a breast or leg man recently.His reply was....

Quote:

"I am a face man.I'm more touched by a smile than breasts.If a woman lookied perfect but was cold,humourless and stupid,I wouldn't be interested in going to bed with her."

What do you think?Is he lying through his teeth?Do some men judge on other issues other than physical?Or is it always the physical that they notice first?

Incog.

Scrubbs · 12-09-2004, 18:41

I think the very first second it,s the face, the second second (

that doesn't sound right)

It would have to be the breasts

No..........I'm lying

It's the breasts

Ramrod · 12-09-2004, 18:44

The whole package.......I'm fussy

12-09-2004, 19:07

Leg man me, I like to look them up and down to see if they will be ok as a necklace

paulyoung666 · 12-09-2004, 19:12

prefer chicken breast more to thigh meat

**Maggy** · 12-09-2004, 19:16

Incog wonders what greencreeper will say when he sees this thread?

paulyoung666 · 12-09-2004, 19:17

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Originally Posted by Incognitas

Incog wonders what greencreeper will say when he sees this thread?

well he aint looking yet ....................

12-09-2004, 19:29

Quote:

"I am a face man.I'm more touched by a smile than breasts.If a woman lookied perfect but was cold,humourless and stupid,I wouldn't be interested in going to bed with her."

I would have to agree with Des

punky · 12-09-2004, 19:57

Everyone's different. Desmond Morris might be lying, because he is a public figure, and so therefore has to put PC ahead of honesty, but it might well be true. Some men prefer pretty faces, some prefer breasts, some prefer a sense of humour, and some like the ladette personality.

I'm really not superficial, but if I had the choice, i'd always go for a girl with long hair. Preferably red, although i'm not too fussed. I love nice long hair on a woman. Breasts and legs would be the least of my concern really. I'd be more interest in honesty, decency and kindness.

Its the same for women too. Some women love a well-defined 6 pack, some can't stand it. Some like the cheeky pre-pubescent look, others like the beefy, stubble wearing uber-man. Some like one with a social conscience, and a fondness for children, some look for a nice fat wallet.

Everyones different.

greencreeper · 12-09-2004, 20:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Incognitas

Incog wonders what greencreeper will say when he sees this thread?

Did someone mention my name?

Men don't have breasts

Normally.

What do I look for? I give them the once over - bulge at the front (or not), nice pert ass (or not), can you see the belt buckle, facial features, and so on. I have certain things I like - for example, bone structure. Take Colin as an example - face like a butternut if the pics from the meet are anything to go by. Verrrrry nice. Also have a thing for veins - I call it "seeing life" - and big hands. Oh and tall men - everything is usually in proportion, so they're a safe bet

A sense of humour is important, as is intelligence and he'll need patience because it takes me ages to come out of my shell. I think all in all though you just "warm" to a person

Well - you did ask

paulyoung666 · 12-09-2004, 20:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by greencreeper

Did someone mention my name?

Men don't have breasts

Normally.

What do I look for? I give them the once over - bulge at the front (or not), nice pert ass (or not), can you see the belt buckle, facial features, and so on. I have certain things I like - for example, bone structure. Take Colin as an example - face like a butternut if the pics from the meet are anything to go by. Verrrrry nice. Also have a thing for veins - I call it "seeing life" - and big hands. Oh and tall men - everything is usually in proportion, so they're a safe bet

A sense of humour is important, as is intelligence and he'll need patience because it takes me ages to come out of my shell. I think all in all though you just "warm" to a person

Well - you did ask

only kidding

**Chris** · 12-09-2004, 20:32

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Originally Posted by paulyoung666

prefer chicken breast more to thigh meat

I thought this was about chicken as well - in which case the answer is breast.

But if it's women, I have to agree with the good boffin. I couldn't get intimate with anyone whose cranium was a vacuum.

Escapee · 12-09-2004, 21:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by greencreeper

Did someone mention my name?

Men don't have breasts

Normally.

What do I look for? I give them the once over - bulge at the front (or not), nice pert ass (or not), can you see the belt buckle, facial features, and so on. I have certain things I like - for example, bone structure. Take Colin as an example - face like a butternut if the pics from the meet are anything to go by. Verrrrry nice. Also have a thing for veins - I call it "seeing life" - and big hands. Oh and tall men - everything is usually in proportion, so they're a safe bet

A sense of humour is important, as is intelligence and he'll need patience because it takes me ages to come out of my shell. I think all in all though you just "warm" to a person

Well - you did ask

You should of said bald men just to get Russ worried

Personally I am a leg man, if I see a nice sturdy set in a short skirt I can't take my eyes off them. Nothing worse than skinny legs IMO. PS: A pair of boots to set them off nicely.

Secondly I am a bit of a breast man, had a couple of girlfriends with big breasts and its a dissapointment having anything less than a DD cup to play with. I also dislike the ones in wonder bra's, the ones that look like they have got what little they have resting on two plates ready to be eaten!

I will gloss over my preference for black women in this thread!

greencreeper · 12-09-2004, 22:06

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Originally Posted by Escapee

You should of said bald men just to get Russ worried

I couldn't do that. He's a bit insecure about his hair - or lack of it. I've told him before that he's not my type and his immediate reaction was that I was "baldist". Awwwwww. Besides, I think I've frightened enough men as it is

12-09-2004, 22:32

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Originally Posted by Chris T

I thought this was about chicken as well - in which case the answer is breast.

But if it's women, I have to agree with the good boffin. I couldn't get intimate with anyone whose cranium was a vacuum.

chicken - drumstick, please

and Women - purely abstractly, I am impressed by the relevance of yesman's avatar, while of course, emphasising, I agree with Chris