Top 11 geek pick up lines
09-09-2004, 02:07
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Top 11 geek pick up lines
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11. Tell me of this thing you humans call *dramatic pause* love.
10. If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine.
9. They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
8. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
7. What's a nice girl like you doing in a wretched hive of **** and villany like this?
6. You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
5. My 'up-time' is better than BSD.
4. I can tell by your emoticons that you're looking for some company.
3. Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
2. Want to see my Red Hat?
1. If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
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09-09-2004, 02:12
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Re: Top 11 geek pick up lines
"Want to see my Red Hat?" 
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09-09-2004, 07:45
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Re: Top 11 geek pick up lines
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If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine
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........ feel the force 
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09-09-2004, 07:48
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Re: Top 11 geek pick up lines
Any chance of a Han Solo?
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09-09-2004, 08:16
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Re: Top 11 geek pick up lines
Dunno what you're all laughing about - a couple of those worked for me 
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10-09-2004, 11:42
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Re: Top 11 geek pick up lines
"If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
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Sure ive used this in the past
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10-09-2004, 15:58
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Re: Top 11 geek pick up lines
6. You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
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10-09-2004, 16:26
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Re: Top 11 geek pick up lines
You're better off letting them come to you. Just slip into your best anorak and sit quietly in the corner like the babe magnet that you are. Maybe get your stylus out and fiddle with your PDA.
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10-09-2004, 22:53
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Re: Top 11 geek pick up lines
Is that a hard-drive in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
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