Hasselhoff to Rap?

[Stuart]

Well, from the "FFS, please tell me this isn't happening" news department, it seems that having conquered the pop world (well, in Germany at least), and having helped reunite Germany (he actually does say this), David Hasselhoff is to join with Ice T on a record...

http://www.nbc13.com/entertainment/3333066/detail.html

[Paul K]

*Backs away from thread sobbing into his beer*

I guess he may shortly need the money

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5157210/

[Chimaera]

Originally Posted by Paul

*Backs away from thread sobbing into his beer*

Bit early for alcohol isn't it - hang on a mo - pass me the bottle opener!!
Re-uniting Germany - that's a bit OTT isn't it?? Is his music really that good/bad?

Originally Posted by Chimaera

Bit early for alcohol isn't it - hang on a mo - pass me the bottle opener!!
Re-uniting Germany - that's a bit OTT isn't it?? Is his music really that good/bad?

No more than two Breezers, Chim, you know what happens ........

- more on topic, check the link for his part in 're-uniting Germany'

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...=news.quirkies

[Chimaera]

It's ok Gaz - i'm 'home alone' at the moment so no danger with the Breezers!
Ta for the link - now - was Mr Hasselhoff singing in the East and driving all the Germans to the West - I thought it was an economic thing? Evidently not!

[bopdude]

Oops sorry, I checked this thread thinking you had made a derogatory comment on Mr H.......... I'll have to start eating more carrots ( other thread ) I could have sworn there was a C somewhere in the title

But lets see what comes of it, I mean Ice T has way to much talent to let Mr H screw it up for him, hasn;t he ????????

Originally Posted by homealone

No more than two Breezers, Chim, you know what happens ........

Yes remember Manchester....nuff said

[Chimaera]

Who - me? I kept my clothes on didn't I??

It's enough to drive me to listen to Hasselhoff rap music!

Originally Posted by bopdude

Oops sorry, I checked this thread thinking you had made a derogatory comment on Mr H.......... I'll have to start eating more carrots ( other thread ) I could have sworn there was a C somewhere in the title

But lets see what comes of it, I mean Ice T has way to much talent to let Mr H screw it up for him, hasn;t he ????????


Yes remember Manchester....nuff said

I dunno - to be fair I have never heard him sing, but I have this image of something along the lines of Vic Reeves doing it 'club stylee'

Sorry, is there a typo in this thread title?

I'm sure it's meant to say "too cr*p"...!

[Mr_love_monkey]

He's popular here too - read the reviews
I'm sure they're not being ironic at all

I especially like this one :

The only flaws exposed by intense, repeated listening to this wonderful album are those flaws inherent in us, the listeners. For example, whenever I listen to track 5 - 'Everybody Sunshine' my colostomy bag explodes, showering me with faecal matter. It's a small price to pay, I'm sure you'll agree for time spent at the feet of the greatest master of the greatest of the arts.

[Halcyon]

Oh dear oh dear.

[Russ]

"I find it a bit sad that there is no photo of me hanging on the walls in the Berlin Museum at Check-Point Charlie," Hasselhoff said.

[Bifta]

I'm sorry, David Hasselhoff teaming up with THE 'OG'? Unless he's going to pull a tech 9 on him it's just not natural, I'll never be able to listen to Home Invasion again without thinking of the theme tune to Baywatch

[Plonking]

I like on the amazon page linked to above it lists the following as "bands i might also like" (bearing in mind that it presumes i like david hasslehoff)

Guns N Roses
Outkast
The Darkness
Leonard Nimoy

So there we have it. Mr H. tickles the hearts of the rockers, the rappers, and the nerds! He has real appeal!

I actually feel bad about making fun of him, as I was a real big fan of knight rider when i was a kid, and even pretended to be michael knight a lot.. but i grew out of that a few months ago so don't feel so bad about it now !