15-05-2004, 12:03
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......Apple?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertain...iz/3717057.stm
What is it with celebrities and daft names? First Jamie Oliver with 'Daisy Boo' and now this....
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15-05-2004, 12:09
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Re: ......Apple?
i think its total attention seeking. poor kid though when she starts school....
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15-05-2004, 12:16
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Re: ......Apple?
ha-ha wants there next child going to be called, Banana
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15-05-2004, 12:24
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Re: ......Apple?
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Originally Posted by Defiant
ha-ha wants there next child going to be called, Banana
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Or Pears?
Get it Apple and Pears. Okay, Okay, i'm going
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15-05-2004, 21:20
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Re: ......Apple?
maybe she wants it to grow up being a apple mac fan 
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15-05-2004, 21:36
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Re: ......Apple?
pip perhaps
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15-05-2004, 21:43
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Re: ......Apple?
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Originally Posted by the BBC
Chris Martin said: "We are 900 miles over the moon,
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I have two questions.
What was he smoking? & Where can I get some?
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15-05-2004, 21:45
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Re: ......Apple?
I have to be honest, when I first read the headline, I was trying to workout how she could have given birth to an actual apple.....
but then I'm not very bright....
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15-05-2004, 21:52
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Re: ......Apple?
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Originally Posted by Mr_love_monkey
I have to be honest, when I first read the headline, I was trying to workout how she could have given birth to an actual apple.....
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Now That would be worth reading
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15-05-2004, 21:56
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Yeah, it's all gone to Cox.
I think the name was suggested by their Granny 'Smith'.....
I'll get me coat.
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15-05-2004, 22:28
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Re: ......Apple?
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I was going to remark that Bowie named his child Zowie earlier, and I thought I'd check what year this was exactly. And guess what? I came across this:
http://www.amiright.com/names/siblings/index.shtml
A website dedicated to weird names for celebrity offspring...
Read and weep...
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15-05-2004, 22:29
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Re: ......Apple?
i think il stick to the two names i have already chosen for my offspring, if i ever have any and its an amicable agreement ofcourse:
carolina for a girl
markus for a boy
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15-05-2004, 22:54
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Re: ......Apple?
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Originally Posted by Mr_love_monkey
I have to be honest, when I first read the headline, I was trying to workout how she could have given birth to an actual apple.....
but then I'm not very bright....
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Yes but giving birth to an apple would have been easier that giving birth to that baby - didn't I read she was 9lb11oz? 
(Mind you I had a bigger one!)
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15-05-2004, 23:08
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Re: ......Apple?
Parents are sometimes so vain and venal when it comes to naming a child.
Can I please as a teacher who spends a great deal of time calling registers please ask parents to think how it will be for their offspring when the name under consideration is being called out loud by a teacher or on a loud speaker in a public building.How stupid do you feel calling out the name?How stupid might it sound to classmates during registration?
It's nothing like that song 'My name is Shirley' by the late Jonnie Cash.
It's an uneccesary cruelty to inflict on a child.
Theresa Green indeed!!!!
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15-05-2004, 23:14
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Re: ......Apple?
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Originally Posted by Incognitas
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It's nothing like that song 'My name is Shirley' by the late Jonnie Cash.
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Very good points. I think this should be classed as cruelty.
However, isn't the song called 'My name is Sue' (how do you do )?
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