Virtual Girlfriend

Originally Posted by Alan Waddington

I don't understand

What's the point? You can't take your virtual girlfriend to the flicks, or go out to a restaurant.

Alan

There all sorts of people out there Alan.... with many different needs and there are just as many people in relationships that don't go out socially with each other There are those that don't want commitment and are content (perhaps have no other choice) with online stimulation (am being discreet here lol) but lack the emotional support even if it's not real or physical and would like to have a simulated presence rather than nothing at all Then i suppose there are those that want to be wanted..... or at least the appearance of being wanted. Thanks to the job market and the increasing need to travel for work, many people have long distance relationships..... how would your colleagues or friends know that the person that is texting or phoning you isn't a woman you met on holiday or on a conference?
Perhaps you want the lads to think you're having an illicit affair?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh too many reasons to write here........

See http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/3509169.stm

As Jim Morrison sang........ "People are strange......."

Originally Posted by th'engineer

Kink thinking of new business oppurtunity

Will get back to you on that one
But i'll make sure you'll be the first punter i aim my spam at

[Plonking]

lol, i expect it this kind of .. um.. franchise on ebay will go the same way that concert tickets has gone. the market will become flooded, prices will rocket.. and then even more people will want to buy the product!

why don't we club together and start our own enterprise, lol?

P

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"there's a sucker born every minute... a bloodsucker!" - RFTC

[punky]

Alan: You can still get her to talk to your mum on the phone and stuff, if your mum is one of those that constant nags you as to why you haven't got a girlfriend, or you are gay and don't want her to know yet, etc. If you want to show your 'girlfriend' personally to someone, you have to use an escort, but if it can be done on the phone or through letters etc, then virtual girlfriends are much cheaper. Others just want a girl to talk to, without paying escort-girl prices.

Hey Kink, do we get a discount for being CF members? Actually, ignore that, i've just read your sig

Originally Posted by Plonking

lol, i expect it this kind of .. um.. franchise on ebay will go the same way that concert tickets has gone. the market will become flooded, prices will rocket.. and then even more people will want to buy the product!

why don't we club together and start our own enterprise, lol?

[Snipped]

You almost make e-pimping sound respectable

Originally Posted by punky

[Snippity snipped]...........

Hey Kink, do we get a discount for being CF members? Actually, ignore that, i've just read your sig

Discount? I think i did say that i'd realised on seeing this thread that i'd been doing it for free for a long time now
I think it's time i put my great experience to good use...... i.e giving me the much needed financial boost i require right now..... and set a reasonable price for the service
After all....... i wouldn't want to undermine the obvious professionalism required by charging too low a price and therefore set a precident for a cheap service :pp


NB. Anyone helping me set up/configure my brand new Zoom Adsl X5 gets a freebie

[Chimaera]

Originally Posted by Alan Waddington

I don't understand

What's the point? You can't take your virtual girlfriend to the flicks, or go out to a restaurant.

Alan

But on the plus side you wouldn't have to spend your Saturdays hanging around shopping malls, or go and see all those dreadful chick flicks, or lie when asked 'does my bum look big in this!
Plenty of advantages if you think about it!

[luftys]

Think I will stick to my blowup doll,even if I do get out of breath

[Alan Waddington]

Originally Posted by Chimaera

But on the plus side you wouldn't have to spend your Saturdays hanging around shopping malls, or go and see all those dreadful chick flicks, or lie when asked 'does my bum look big in this!
Plenty of advantages if you think about it!

I admit to not being a good clothes shopping accessory, but like going to the cinema and your bum's lovely and trim.

Kink: I can sorta see your point, however it's a lot of effort & expense to go to for somethings that at the bottom is just a lie.

[Stuart]

Originally Posted by Chimaera

But on the plus side you wouldn't have to spend your Saturdays hanging around shopping malls, or go and see all those dreadful chick flicks, or lie when asked 'does my bum look big in this!
Plenty of advantages if you think about it!

Do you force your other half to do this??

Actually, I must be wierd, but I do actually like going shopping. I tend to avoid the dreadful chick flicks though. And I still get asked "does my bum look big in this?", so I still have to lie.

Actually, I can see the need for a virtual girlfriend. Not everyone finds it easy to meet new people (of either sex).