New Sex Laws

Originally Posted by Incognitas

Well it fills up with those who just have to joke about it even when it is about a serious issue.We are still at the Carry on stage when it comes to discussing sex issues.

Incog.

Yeah but the serious issues have been discussed to death, all of us will agree on them

So we will joke about the rest of them

Originally Posted by zendawn

Now they are just trying to spoil our fun.
No more gerbils for me, eh Russ?

Err, not quite, it means that you'll risk getting a fine or six months in jail instead of a mandatory life sentence!

Obviously this government didn't have the bottle to do what the Danish government did in the '70s and put it under "cruelty to animals" legislation instead (ie if you weren't hurting the animal, there was no offence!)

Originally Posted by Damien

Yeah but the serious issues have been discussed to death, all of us will agree on them

So we will joke about the rest of them

Then bow out and go back to one of the threads like this http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/showthread.php?t=7174

Fine I'll leave then before I'm rude to you.Carry on being puerile.

[zendawn]

Originally Posted by Graham

Err, not quite, it means that you'll risk getting a fine or six months in jail instead of a mandatory life sentence!

Obviously this government didn't have the bottle to do what the Danish government did in the '70s and put it under "cruelty to animals" legislation instead (ie if you weren't hurting the animal, there was no offence!)

EH?? Did beastiality(sP?) mean you got a life sentence before??
I didnt know that??
I find it funny (not funny haha mind) that we kill animals to eat but can't have sex with them. After all a mouths, amouth. (funny haha)

Originally Posted by zendawn

EH?? Did beastiality(sP?) mean you got a life sentence before??

Yep, it was classed under acts of "gross indecency" (the same ones that used to include homosexuality IIRC)

[zendawn]

Originally Posted by Graham

Yep, it was classed under acts of "gross indecency" (the same ones that used to include homosexuality IIRC)

I assume the implication was that 'having sex with animals is just as bad as having sex with the same gender'??

I'm so glad I wasnt born any earlier than I was. altho I still think Im a head of my time on issues like this.

[downquark1]

Originally Posted by Graham

I doubt it.

well, we're getting closer

Book cover, Proof of pudding yada yada yada. We'll see what things we see in the next few years. Perhaps the 'kiss chase' law will be 'ignored' like the homosexual one was, unless of course the situation genuinely merits it.

[zendawn]

On the subject of 'sex in public toilets' i'm always reminded of what George Michael said when he was caught in the LA toilets.
I paraphrase 'If it was a beautiful woman offering to have sex, I doubt most men would refuse.'

[danielf]

Originally Posted by zendawn

I assume the implication was that 'having sex with animals is just as bad as having sex with the same gender'??

The phrase 'all men are animals' comes to mind

[Julian]

Originally Posted by danielf

The phrase 'all men are animals' comes to mind

Very true m8....

And today Matthew I am going to be a rabbit.

[Russ]

Originally Posted by Julian

And today Matthew I am going to be a rabbit.

Spose that's better than

today Matthew I am going to do a rabbit

Originally Posted by Julian

And today Matthew I am going to be a rabbit.

Hmm, "Bonks like a bunny"...!

[MovedGoalPosts]

Originally Posted by Pem

Does this mean that someone dating a mother and her daughter will be classed breaking the law (incest)

Originally Posted by Russ D

And necrophillia is illegal? I always found that to be dead boring. And incest? Relatively boring

Originally Posted by Zendawn

Will it make a difference if the person gives permission for someone to have sex with their body when they die??

In the event of my death, I give permission for my body
to be use for sexual acts.

Originally Posted by Julian

And today Matthew I am going to be a rabbit.

I dont think this forum needs moderators and admins, It needs good councillors and therapists

Originally Posted by MovedGoalPosts

I dont think this forum needs moderators and admins, I needs good councillors and therapists

I wonder if that was a mistake or an admission ....