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Old 15-03-2004, 14:56   #1
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Evidently your PC may be dirtier than your toilet.....

http://212.58.226.30/1/hi/health/3505414.stm

Get it cleaned.
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Nice, thanks for that
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Old 15-03-2004, 15:01   #3
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Re: Computer Filth
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Evidently your PC may be dirtier than your toilet.....

http://212.58.226.30/1/hi/health/3505414.stm

Get it cleaned.
Right.... thats the mouse in the washing machine now to start cleaning the keyboardbajipsfji9o cgejiwi 0i=het5jkv herwjkruie0 oops switch it off first
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Old 15-03-2004, 15:04   #4
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A bit of dirt never hurt anybody. It builds resistance!
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Old 15-03-2004, 15:22   #5
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i am looking for the link reg clean so i can download it
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Old 15-03-2004, 15:34   #6
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Given that its my keyboard & no-one else uses it, they are all my germs in the first place.
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Re: Computer Filth
Hmm, the advice given is office equipment should be regularly disinfected to prevent the spread of bacteria responsible for colds and flu.. Do I take it that pouring Jeye's Fluid over the keyboard is not to be recommended?
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Old 15-03-2004, 17:04   #8
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Re: Computer Filth
heh, seen similar findings previously..... apparently keyboards get slightly warm when in use, and this can allow bacteria to grow, which spreads when different people share keyboards.

Kinda yucky
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You would never guess what books I'm rereading at the moment

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Its pretty much impossible to clean your keyboard though.
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am looking for the link reg clean so i can download it
That kind of 'computer filth' isn't as dangerous to your health as the stuff found in your keyboard
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Re: Computer Filth
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Its pretty much impossible to clean your keyboard though.
Time to start up ACME disposable keyboards and Mice. What's a good lifespan before it's too dirty - say a week? Be rolling in the money, 'cos someone would be mad enough to pay for it in this highly litigous world we live in.

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with the amount of food in between the keys on my keyboard it could support a tribe of pygmies
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Its pretty much impossible to clean your keyboard though.
Most keyboards you can pull the keys off quite easily. Soak them in warm water while you use a can of compressed air to spray off the board (or use a miniature vacumn, maplins sell them for £5) and then dust it off a little more. Dead easy, but it's best to write down the order the keys should go in first
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