31-01-2006, 13:47
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It's time.... it's .....
Chico Time!!!!
Nooooooooooooooo!
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Former X Factor contestant Chico Slimani has signed a record deal with Sony BMG.
The ex-goatherd and stripper will release his debut single It's Chico Time next month.
Slimani's dancing impressed X Factor judges but he failed to reach the final of the ITV talent show.
He is taking part in a nationwide X Factor tour, which begins in Newcastle next month. "The whole thing has been unbelievable," the 34-year-old said.
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So yet another tuneless/ musically inept plank invades the airwaves 
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31-01-2006, 13:53
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Re: It's time.... it's .....
Right im off to Priate - TWO - yes TWO - albums in revenge for their petulance!
Even if i dont really want them.
Two can play that game.
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31-01-2006, 14:03
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Re: It's time.... it's .....
My son will be pleased  He was mad about Chico - doesn't take after me 
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31-01-2006, 14:12
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Re: It's time.... it's .....
He was good at dancing I'l give him that, but musically, he just can't cut it.
To think people are being brain washed into buying this stuff.
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31-01-2006, 14:17
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Re: It's time.... it's .....
Let's face it, thanks to his tuneless scalded cat-like screaching on X-Factor he is guaranteed at least one number 1 in the charts and countless spreads in the daily rags.
Good thing I don't listen to the radio much these days 
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31-01-2006, 14:17
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Re: It's time.... it's .....
Hmmm, I wonder if I can source a rifle and good vantage point in time for the Glasgow show 
Forget cigarettes its music like this that should have a health warning.
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31-01-2006, 14:19
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Re: It's time.... it's .....
If you start hunting the vantage point we'll start scanning Ebay Anyone want to start a PayPal for donations to the "It's Chico's time" fund??
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31-01-2006, 14:38
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Re: It's time.... it's .....
Whilst we are on the topic of Z list singers...... may as well add Chantelle from Big Brother who reportedly may be releasing her track "I want it right now".
Please, if anyone knows where I can buy a sound proof house for the following year to lock myself away from this doomed music, do buy me one now.
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31-01-2006, 19:12
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Re: It's time.... it's .....
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Originally Posted by Halcyon
Whilst we are on the topic of Z list singers...... may as well add Chantelle from Big Brother who reportedly may be releasing her track "I want it right now".
Please, if anyone knows where I can buy a sound proof house for the following year to lock myself away from this doomed music, do buy me one now.
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Reportedly?
It's guaranteed 
And I'll be first in the queue when it comes out - to buy it, that is
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31-01-2006, 19:16
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Originally Posted by cookie_365
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Originally Posted by Halcyon
Whilst we are on the topic of Z list singers...... may as well add Chantelle from Big Brother who reportedly may be releasing her track "I want it right now".
Please, if anyone knows where I can buy a sound proof house for the following year to lock myself away from this doomed music, do buy me one now.
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Reportedly?
It's guaranteed
And I'll be first in the queue when it comes out - to buy it, that is |
Well, there goes any shred of reputation or strret cred you had here 
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01-02-2006, 00:51
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Re: It's time.... it's .....
Be fair, Paul. Cookie could be deaf and blind. ;-D
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01-02-2006, 01:03
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Originally Posted by patrickp
Be fair, Paul. Cookie could be deaf and blind. ;-D
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What's worse, she could be Chantelle from Big Brother 
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01-02-2006, 01:11
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Sorry for this, but..
Chico  .
I feel better now.
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01-02-2006, 08:27
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Re: It's time.... it's .....
Incog puts on smug expression and asks who is Chico?
Mind I'm currently listening to Mozart and have only just discovered who a group called Arctic Monkeys.
No_will_not_make___the_joke_I_will_RESIST.
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01-02-2006, 10:09
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Re: It's time.... it's .....
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Originally Posted by Incognitas
Incog puts on smug expression and asks who is Chico?
Mind I'm currently listening to Mozart and have only just discovered who a group called Arctic Monkeys.
No_will_not_make___the_joke_I_will_RESIST. |
Hey, I had to google to find out who Chantelle from Big Brother is...  
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