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Old 20-09-2016, 07:30   #1
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Jesus DIDN’T ascend to Heaven?

A GEOLOGIST claims to have found conclusive evidence that Jesus Christ was buried in Jerusalem, throwing many of the teachings of the Bible into doubt.

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The findings have sparked controversy among Christians who insist Christ was not buried and, as the Bible explains, he was resurrected before ascending to Heaven.
well i never saw that coming -what do you think ?

http://www.express.co.uk/news/scienc...ng-place-Bible
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Old 20-09-2016, 07:47   #2
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Re: Jesus DIDN’T ascend to Heaven?

Its the Daily Express. Jesus is probably buried next to Madeline McCann and Princess Di according to them...
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Old 20-09-2016, 09:19   #3
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Re: Jesus DIDN’T ascend to Heaven?

It's a story that comes round from time to time. Dan Brown got quite rich off a version of it.

Personally, I find it unlikely that all bar one of Jesus' closest friends and followers would have happily undergone trial and execution for refusing to renounce a faith they knew to be false.
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Re: Jesus DIDN’T ascend to Heaven?

Christians never say he wasn't buried. We claim that he was but that the tomb was found empty.

It is likely that the borrowed tomb was then used "properly" at a later date. The early Christians wouldn't either want or be able to make it a shrine and preserve it.
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Old 20-09-2016, 10:55   #5
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Re: Jesus DIDN’T ascend to Heaven?

Not the first time this theme has raised it's head and usually there's a person with an agenda behind it. Everyone has a choice what if any faith they wish to follow I'd just prefer some people and groups leave people to it rather then be destructive or feeling the need to undermine at the drop of a hat.
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Re: Jesus DIDN’T ascend to Heaven?

i'll add it to the list alongside motability /carers allowance /benefits in general and now Jesus, what is alright to discuss
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Old 20-09-2016, 17:38   #7
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Re: Jesus DIDN’T ascend to Heaven?

Not saying jesus or religion is not up for debate as long as it's decent debate that doesn't end up attacking people and their beliefs or lack of them and you rarely see that type of debate far more common to see the antagonistic sort.
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Re: Jesus DIDN’T ascend to Heaven?

THere's no proof that Jesus even existed. some say he's just another Shrek. Superman. The Hulk.

We know that God doesn't exist so there's a clue.
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Re: Jesus DIDN’T ascend to Heaven?

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THere's no proof that Jesus even existed. some say he's just another Shrek. Superman. The Hulk.

We know that God doesn't exist so there's a clue.
If he didn't exist why didn't those that opposed and oppressed Christianity 2000 years ago simply say "this man never even lived". I think it's pretty much universally accepted by scholars and academics that 2000 years ago a man called Jesus was at least wandering about, was baptised and crucified, where they differ is if they believe he was the son of God or just a man with a message, still don't let that get in the way of you belittling other people's beliefs, I'm sure you'll find solace in the fact they're going to forgive you and maybe even pray for you.
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If he didn't exist why didn't those that opposed and oppressed Christianity 2000 years ago simply say "this man never even lived". I think it's pretty much universally accepted by scholars and academics that 2000 years ago a man called Jesus was at least wandering about, was baptised and crucified, where they differ is if they believe he was the son of God or just a man with a message, still don't let that get in the way of you belittling other people's beliefs, I'm sure you'll find solace in the fact they're going to forgive you and maybe even pray for you.
we need a referendum to sort this out

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Re: Jesus DIDN’T ascend to Heaven?

Lets ask Oolon Colluphid:

The Final Proof of the non-Existence of God was proved by a Babel Fish.

Now, it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some have chosen to see it as the final proof of the NON-existence of God. The argument goes something like this:

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that You exist, and so therefore, by Your own arguments, You don't. QED"

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
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still don't let that get in the way of you belittling other people's beliefs,
Always the same line.
I'm not belittling anything. I'm giving an opinion.

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Another religion bashing thread that will devolve into an atheist bashing thread.
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Re: Jesus DIDN’T ascend to Heaven?

Well it started OK, an oft repeated statement from some expert that they've found Jesus' tomb proving something that discredits the Christian faith.

To me it worthy of debate because the Bible itself states (paraphrasing) if Jesus didn't rise from the dead then the whole Christian faith is pointless. But the article itself doesn't make sensible conclusions - even if Jesus' tomb was found (or the borrowed tomb He used) the body is still missing. An empty tomb is a key foundation of the Christian faith, Jesus died, was buried and rose again. Whether you believe that yourself or no, it is what Christians believe. Many others have tried to disprove the resurrection and some have even become Christians as their research showed it to be true.
Who moved the stone - Frank Morison - a bit dated.
The Case For Christ - Lee Strobel - more up to date

One review on Amazon (paraphrasing again) would sum up both, if you believe you will agree with what's written. If you are enquiring they are good, accessible sources of information for one side. If you want they are easy to ridicule.
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Jemain. Jackson's brother
Please, you were being ignorant and rude, you could have given an opinion without bringing Shrek and the hulk into it, you might think you're being clever but all you've done is put people of discussing this
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