01-04-2010, 07:54
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Labour Election Posters
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01-04-2010, 08:08
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Re: Labour Election Posters
Looks like the sort of plan those Liebour moron's would think was a great idea....
Oh, look at the date !
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01-04-2010, 08:39
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Re: Labour Election Posters
Yes it is the day for such news items.
I overheard 2 people on the train expressing opinions about the Metro article informing us that the Glasgow armadillo is to be renamed in honour of Susan Boyle.
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01-04-2010, 08:57
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Re: Labour Election Posters
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01-04-2010, 09:07
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Re: Labour Election Posters
Pathetic, dates notwithstanding.
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01-04-2010, 09:36
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Re: Labour Election Posters
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A fine article written by "Olaf Priol"
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01-04-2010, 09:52
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Re: Labour Election Posters
V. funny, and appropriate for the date.......
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One tactic being discussed involves provoking a physical confrontation at one of the three ground-breaking TV debates between the candidates. In this scenario, Brown, instead of responding to a point made by Cameron, would walk over from his microphone with an exaggerated silent display of self-control, bring his face to within an inch of the Tory leader's, and in a subdued voice, ask "what did you just say?", before delivering a single well-aimed blow to his opponent's face, followed by a headlock if required.
The bloodied and bruised Cameron could then be whisked to a nearby hospital, where a previously briefed team of doctors and nurses would demonstrate the efficiency and compassion of the NHS under a Labour government
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01-04-2010, 11:54
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Re: Labour Election Posters
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Pathetic, dates notwithstanding.
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01-04-2010, 12:02
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Re: Labour Election Posters
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Originally Posted by foreverwar
V. funny, and appropriate for the date.......
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One tactic being discussed involves provoking a physical confrontation at one of the three ground-breaking TV debates between the candidates. In this scenario, Brown, instead of responding to a point made by Cameron, would walk over from his microphone with an exaggerated silent display of self-control, bring his face to within an inch of the Tory leader's, and in a subdued voice, ask "what did you just say?", before delivering a single well-aimed blow to his opponent's face, followed by a headlock if required.
The bloodied and bruised Cameron could then be whisked to a nearby hospital, where a previously briefed team of doctors and nurses would demonstrate the efficiency and compassion of the NHS under a Labour government
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To be honest, I don't think anyone would blame him. In fact, going by the performances during PMQs, I am surprised he hasn't already. A lesser man would not have waited so long to have done it. Gordon Brown has to be applauded for his restraint. During the opposition leader's budget response, given the rumors about his temper, I was amazed he had the self-control to stop himself from getting up, walking across the floor and smacking Cameron in the face. I don't think many would have blamed him for such action under such extreme provocation.
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01-04-2010, 12:04
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Re: Labour Election Posters
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To be honest, I don't think anyone would blame him. In fact, going by the performances during PMQs, I am surprised he hasn't already. A lesser man would not have waited so long to have done it. Gordon Brown has to be applauded for his restraint. During the opposition leader's budget response, given the rumors about his temper, I was amazed he had the self-control to stop himself from getting up, walking across the floor and smacking Cameron in the face. I don't think many would have blamed him for such action under such extreme provocation. 
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With Mandelson and Osborne holding their jackets, shouting "Go on, 'ave 'im!"
And Harriet H and Theresa M holding Gord 'n Dave back, crying "Leave it - he's not worth it!".
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01-04-2010, 12:10
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Re: Labour Election Posters
I can imagine "Dave" saying "I have made a fist and I know how to use it" and Gordon calling John Prescott as a second.
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01-04-2010, 13:35
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01-04-2010, 20:05
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CF'ers of all political persuasions may find this therapeutic....
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01-04-2010, 20:18
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01-04-2010, 20:40
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Re: Labour Election Posters
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CF'ers of all political persuasions may find this therapeutic....
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OMG Gordon is winning
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