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Old 03-05-2004, 02:01   #1
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the government in germany has sent a stirring response to employers of brothels that new recruits should be adequatly trained in the many aspects of their work.

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The legislation drafted by the Social Democrats and their Greens coalition partners will fine companies that do not have one apprentice for every 15 workers
also those who fail to meet the nessecary requirements will be fined heavily

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Old 03-05-2004, 09:21   #3
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brilliant , nothing like the germans for being efficient
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Re: can i be excused

* tries to think of all the exams I took at school




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brilliant , nothing like the germans for being efficient

its a centre left government lol

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Work experience you can't beat ;)

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Brothels told to offer work experience

German brothels are to be ordered to offer work experience and trainee posts if they want to continue doing business.

According to a draft bill that has been agreed by the coalition government, all companies with more than 10 staff members must provide work experience and training places.
Ok people form an orderly queue
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Re: Work experience you can't beat ;)

Im on Work Experience in June. Not there obiously
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Re: Work experience you can't beat ;)

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...but surely the "work experience" would be as one of the brothel's employees, rather than as a customer?
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Old 10-05-2004, 23:20   #9
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Re: Work experience you can't beat ;)

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...but surely the "work experience" would be as one of the brothel's employees, rather than as a customer?
Well, it is hard work I suppose...
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Re: Work experience you can't beat ;)

Yes but you would get to put your feet up rather a lot I suspect?
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Re: Work experience you can't beat ;)

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...but surely the "work experience" would be as one of the brothel's employees, rather than as a customer?
Since most of us have experience of NTL we have experience of being......
now why do I think not completing that sentence is a good idea LOL but at least it would be on topic :pp
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Re: Work experience you can't beat ;)

Brothel Work experience ? ... cool, now maybe we can find some more articulate meat to buy at the night clubs
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Old 11-05-2004, 09:27   #13
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Re: [merged] Work experience you can't beat ;)

Merged with the original thread.
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Old 11-05-2004, 15:56   #14
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Re: [merged] Work experience you can't beat ;)

So will it be like going to the hairdressers. You can have a fully trained employee to cut your hair for £30 or a trainee for £18?
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So will it be like going to the hairdressers. You can have a fully trained employee to cut your hair for £30 or a trainee for £18?

maybe, we could go and 'test' the 'service' out for 'inspection' purposes ofcourse
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