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Old 22-04-2004, 05:48   #1
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self repair idiot (not for the squeamish)

Just received this link from a friend, made our eyes water thinking about it.

http://www.darwinawards.com/slush/pe...02-213504.html

p.s. Stuartbe don't let your sac split mate
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Old 22-04-2004, 11:38   #2
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that is foul
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Old 22-04-2004, 11:50   #3
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ooooohnononononononononoooooooooo

I'm going to be wincing for the rest of today.
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Old 22-04-2004, 12:53   #4
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Old 22-04-2004, 13:12   #5
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I only managed to read a few lines....

Joking aside - I have had a nasty infection in this area myself and I can assure all you guys that it hurts more than anything else you could imagine...

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Old 22-04-2004, 13:30   #6
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only could happen in the good ole USA
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That story was one of the first emails I recieved when I first went to uni
Oh happy days
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Old 22-04-2004, 13:56   #8
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That story was one of the first emails I recieved when I first went to uni
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i dont think we should ask what university ;-) wasnt the principle was it!!
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i dont think we should ask what university ;-) wasnt the principle was it!!
Used to get all sorts of strange mails.
Like why smurfs are blue, samantha and her stallion on a stormy night, and the bloke who found a dead beaver by a small lake
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I am betting there is not a man reading this thread that has not crossed his legs by now
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I am betting there is not a man reading this thread that has not crossed his legs by now
Not quite crossed my legs, but I am aching in sympathy.
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I only managed to read a few lines....

Joking aside - I have had a nasty infection in this area myself and I can assure all you guys that it hurts more than anything else you could imagine...

It's those swabs they take of the uretera (or however you spell it) that really make your eyes water. Having babies - pah, try cotton buds down your pee pipe.
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It's those swabs they take of the uretera (or however you spell it) that really make your eyes water. Having babies - pah, try cotton buds down your pee pipe.
*ALL* the way down and then some (I'm sure they try and get it round the bend!)

It's even worse if you don't have an infection
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* looks for passing out smiley *

I am so
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