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Old 14-11-2009, 16:02   #1
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Fancy a Kebab?

Chicken and Chips for me tonight i think!

Three homeless men in Russia have been arrested on suspicion of killing a man, eating part of his body and selling other parts to a Kebab shop!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8360569.stm
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Old 14-11-2009, 16:05   #2
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Re: Fancy a Kebab?

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Chicken and Chips for me tonight i think!

Three homeless men in Russia have been arrested for killing a man, eating part of his body and selling other parts to a Kebab shop!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8360569.stm
Errrr.....reputedly human flesh tastes like chicken...
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Old 14-11-2009, 16:06   #3
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Re: Fancy a Kebab?

I forecast a quiet night for Perm's Pie and Kebab outlets.
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Old 14-11-2009, 16:06   #4
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Re: Fancy a Kebab?

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Errrr.....reputedly human flesh tastes like chicken...
Cheese on toast i think then! lol
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Re: Fancy a Kebab?

Yummy!

It'll probably taste better than most kebabs in the UK anyway.
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Re: Fancy a Kebab?

This happened a few years back in the kebab shop facing Funny Girls in Blackpool. Thankfully I only had a burger there
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Old 14-11-2009, 17:10   #7
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Re: Fancy a Kebab?

Would yuu even notice the difference though?
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Re: Fancy a Kebab?

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Would yuu even notice the difference though?
I'm not planning on finding out but you can if you like!
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Re: Fancy a Kebab?

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Would yuu even notice the difference though?
I take comfort from the fact my friend had a kebab there, and the person was supposedly 'added' to the kebab meat
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Old 14-11-2009, 17:26   #10
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Re: Fancy a Kebab?

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Re: Fancy a Kebab?

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Errrr.....reputedly human flesh tastes like chicken...
I thought it was supposed to taste like pork, hence the fact it is referred to by some cannibal tribes as the long pig. I've also heard it tastes like veal.
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Re: Fancy a Kebab?

This is not unusual though I was led to belive it tastes mor like pork.

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1. Long Pig
slang term for human flesh prepared as the flesh of a pig. Usually used to sell human flesh to tourists in East Asian countries. Long Pig is best when avoided entirely.
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2. Long pig
The flesh of a man intended for eating.

Derived from 'puaa oa', a phrase originating in the Marquesan language to euphemistically refer to cannibalism.

The phrase first appeared in Fredrick O’Brien's 1919 travelogue of French Polynesia, "White Shadows in the South Seas".
"Upon it once stood the temple and about it were enacted the rites of mystery, when the priests and elders fed on the 'long pig that speaks,' when the drums beat till dawn and wild dances maddened the blood."
I could of course be wrong!!!!

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Re: Fancy a Kebab?

Give a whole new meaning to "Going for a Donna"
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Re: Fancy a Kebab?

I love my kebabs but i may think twice next time ! :O
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Re: Fancy a Kebab?

Aparently they serve sausage as well
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