xmas cake

paulyoung666 · 11-12-2003, 16:21

the perfect recipe

The Perfect Christmas Cake Recipe
Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
1 bottle Vodka
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the vodka to check quality.
Take a large bowl; check the vodka again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is still OK. Try another cup
.......... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer.
Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick
fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in
the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the vodka to check
for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a
****. Check the vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the
window, finish the vodka and kiss the cat and/or the first person who comes
through your door.

CHERRY MISTMAS!!

well i thought it was funny :p :p :p :p :p

Seb · 11-12-2003, 16:38

Well at least you got it in the correct forum, it doesn't really warrant the Humour forum :p

paulyoung666 · 11-12-2003, 17:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seb

Well at least you got it in the correct forum, it doesn't really warrant the Humour forum :p

picky arent you , it was a toss up between here and humour but i thought as it was nearly xmas it was current affairs , for gods sake i cant please everyone

:p :p :p :p :p
like i said i thought it was funny so i dont care

Seb · 11-12-2003, 17:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by paulyoung666

picky arent you , it was a toss up between here and humour but i thought as it was nearly xmas it was current affairs , for gods sake i cant please everyone

:p :p :p :p :p
like i said i thought it was funny so i dont care

I was only messing fella, no hard feelings

... just wanted to point it out thats all

Seb · 11-12-2003, 17:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drudge

Me and the missus thought it was funny, anyway.

To tell you the truth i did find it funny myself!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drudge

NB. I do really know that the fruit is really "currants" but even the awkward can allow one spelling "error"

Who would pick up on a picky little thing like that?

bopdude · 11-12-2003, 18:21

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Allmost as nice as vodka jelly.....mmm

paulyoung666 · 11-12-2003, 18:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seb

I was only messing fella, no hard feelings

... just wanted to point it out thats all

nah we are sweet , thanks for the rub on the head , i need it

glad people have enjoyed it

12-12-2003, 01:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by paulyoung666

the perfect recipe

The Perfect Christmas Cake Recipe
Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
1 bottle Vodka
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the vodka to check quality.
Take a large bowl; check the vodka again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is still OK. Try another cup
.......... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer.
Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick
fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in
the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the vodka to check
for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a
****. Check the vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the
window, finish the vodka and kiss the cat and/or the first person who comes
through your door.

CHERRY MISTMAS!!

well i thought it was funny :p :p :p :p :p

Very Funny

Bex · 13-12-2003, 10:18

good one paul.......

and boppy.......vodka jelly is indeed yummy yummy......