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Old 15-11-2013, 19:00   #1
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Man prevented from killing David Cameron the PM.

A paranoid schizophrenic who drove to London with a 950,000 volt stun gun and other weapons in his car told police he was on his way to kill the Prime Minister, a court has heard.

The idiot went the wrong way down a one way street.

http://news.sky.com/story/1169239/ma...ted-to-kill-pm
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Old 15-11-2013, 23:37   #2
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Re: Man prevented from killing David Cameron the PM.

Oh for a satnav! Or maybe a satnav was to blame
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Old 16-11-2013, 07:39   #3
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Oh for a satnav! Or maybe a satnav was to blame
That wasn't the satnav he could.hear telling him to go down that road
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Re: Man prevented from killing David Cameron the PM.

Putting 950,000 volts into Dave, that's really not a good idea.... Didn't he watch Frankenstein???
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Re: Man prevented from killing David Cameron the PM.

he had good intentions its not his fault he's got the combined intellect of the bullingdon club .
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Re: Man prevented from killing David Cameron the PM.

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A paranoid schizophrenic who drove to London with a 950,000 volt stun gun and other weapons in his car told police he was on his way to kill the Prime Minister, a court has heard.

The idiot went the wrong way down a one way street.

http://news.sky.com/story/1169239/ma...ted-to-kill-pm
He was a Taxi driver, he's used to going down one way streets the wrong way.
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Re: Man prevented from killing David Cameron the PM.

What a shame he failed. And what a pity that Red Ed and Clegg weren't going to be in the same room as Cameron as well.
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Re: Man prevented from killing David Cameron the PM.

"David Cameron the PM" as opposed to the hairdresser in Cheam?!!
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Re: Man prevented from killing David Cameron the PM.

I didn't put "David Cameron the PM" someone edited it for me.
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Re: Man prevented from killing David Cameron the PM.

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I didn't put "David Cameron the PM" someone edited it for me.
No you'd have put Dave, he likes it and insists that we all call him it after all
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Re: Man prevented from killing David Cameron the PM.

I did. I put Dave.

I don't suppose they'll let the taxi man have another go, will they?
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No you'd have put Dave, he likes it and insists that we all call him it after all
No, he doesn't insist that at all - what he actually said during a radio interview with Richard Bacon in 2006 was
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But don't let facts spoil your prejudices.....
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Re: Man prevented from killing David Cameron the PM.

Dave is reported to be known to friends and family as "Dave"

We're all Dave's friends and family.

he just got a bit grumpy when he wanted to hug the hoodies and they responded to his advances by having a riot on his watch.
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Dave is reported to be known to friends and family as "Dave"

We're all Dave's friends and family.

he just got a bit grumpy when he wanted to hug the hoodies and they responded to his advances by having a riot on his watch.
So he has friend's then.
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Facts when it suits you Hugh, anyone ever see Hugh produce any anti Tory facts
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