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Old 10-11-2010, 21:43   #1
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A bit of a boob

Jersey shopper pays £5 more because of resting breasts...
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A woman was overcharged while buying fruit and vegetables from a Jersey supermarket - because the shop assistant's breasts were resting on the scales.

Jim Hopley, chief executive of Channel Islands Co-operative, said the assistant's seat had been too low.
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"At the end of the day I decided that I'm the most politically correct individual in the business, some of my girls in the office might laugh at that, but it is true so I decided to handle the matter myself."

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Old 10-11-2010, 23:16   #2
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Re: A bit of a boob

She's probably asked for 2 Large Melons and the shop assistant got a bit confused...
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Old 10-11-2010, 23:57   #3
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Re: A bit of a boob

Haha
Jersey is great for potatoes and tomatoes, seafood and dairy products that will clog your arteries and dining ... I never knew they had such accommodating till operators
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Old 11-11-2010, 06:27   #5
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Re: A bit of a boob

Hmmm you don't get much to the pound then lol!
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Re: A bit of a boob

I'm sure he was happy to "Handle the situation" himself.... wonder when the sexual harassment tribunal starts lol
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Old 11-11-2010, 06:30   #7
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Re: A bit of a boob

Hhhmmm - no comment on this I think
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Old 11-11-2010, 08:58   #8
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Re: A bit of a boob

Could have been worse - could have got caught in the till drawer.....
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Re: A bit of a boob

funny story, perhaps one of the ladies here could answer as to how the cashier could not have noticed what she was doing.
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