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Old 24-03-2009, 22:07   #1
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60ft penis!!

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Old 24-03-2009, 22:11   #2
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Re: 60ft penis!!

Would not like to be in his shoes!

Looks like a banner though, not a paint job!
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Old 24-03-2009, 22:13   #3
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Size isn't everything.............
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Old 24-03-2009, 22:13   #4
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Re: 60ft penis!!

Why was I expecting this thread to have been started by Mr Love Monkey?
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Old 24-03-2009, 22:14   #5
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Re: 60ft penis!!

perhaps its a weather c***
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Old 24-03-2009, 22:14   #6
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Was shown this in today's "Sun" LMAO excellent, found it rather funny
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Old 24-03-2009, 22:19   #7
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Re: 60ft penis!!

That is brilliant!
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Old 24-03-2009, 22:22   #8
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Re: 60ft penis!!

I think he will get a Stiff talking to from his parents [img]Download Failed (1)[/img]
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Old 24-03-2009, 22:28   #9
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I think he will get a Stiff talking to from his parents [img]Download Failed (1)[/img]
Or wonder what he's compensating for...
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Re: 60ft penis!!

I bet he got a rise out of it
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Old 24-03-2009, 22:30   #11
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Re: 60ft penis!!

That'll come in handy in the 100 meters Ladies
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Old 24-03-2009, 23:18   #12
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An answer in Parliament is expected tomorrow from the member for Berkshire
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Old 25-03-2009, 00:44   #13
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Re: 60ft penis!!

I bet when he gets back.He's gonna feel a right pr**k
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Old 25-03-2009, 00:48   #14
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"They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling."

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Old 25-03-2009, 00:59   #15
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That does look like quite a charming erection.
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