Just called up Tech support. They told me to speak to CS. CS told me it would be £50 unless Tech support recommended it. Back through to Tech Support this time I got them to recommend and give me a reference number.
Back through to CS who put me through to sales.
Sales sorted me out with a cable modem, and upgraded my speed to 10meg for 3 months for no increase in cost which as long as I remember to scale down in 3 months won't cost me a penny.
Did try a cheeky can I have a Samsung box, but they wouldn't do that unless my Pace was dead which it isn't(Only on life support)
Overall quite pleased. Was slightly annoying that I got passed around a couple of times, but ended up getting what I wanted for free and also 10meg for 3 months which is super.
Now if only NTL could start putting all the Pace boxes onto a big bonfire and burning them whilst giving (or charging a small fee) new STB boxes to everyone, then my life would be almost complete.
Today I'm mostly thinking NTL are a nice bunch of chaps.