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Old 19-11-2013, 22:34   #1
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Just Imagine it

http://news.sky.com/story/1170931/ca...iran-president

Seeing the photo on Sky news on the phone to the Iran President, l can just imagine what he is saying.

Cameron: If you agree to the negoiations, the UK will give you £100million pounds in Aid

Iran President: No we want more than that

Cameron: Ok we will give you what you want, as l can easily get that from more cuts

Iran President: thats a deal then
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Old 19-11-2013, 23:02   #2
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Re: Just Imagine it

I'll try later, Arthur.
I have to say though. if Dave's ego gets any bigger he's going to look fatter than what he is.

How come nobody edits his titles?
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Old 19-11-2013, 23:15   #3
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Re: Just Imagine it

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http://news.sky.com/story/1170931/ca...iran-president

Seeing the photo on Sky news on the phone to the Iran President, l can just imagine what he is saying.

Cameron: If you agree to the negoiations, the UK will give you £100million pounds in Aid

Iran President: No we want more than that

Cameron: Ok we will give you what you want, as l can easily get that from more cuts

Iran President: thats a deal then
you should chill out with trying to get your head round global things arthur!


you've got your 'ealth - roof over 'ed etc


keep 'ed down and try and take it easy


best you can 'ope for
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Old 19-11-2013, 23:15   #4
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Old 20-11-2013, 08:57   #5
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Re: Just Imagine it

I can imagine it too.

Cameron: Alright fella how's it going?

Iran President: Not too shabby squire.

Cameron: You're so much better than that Ahmed Dinner Jacket bloke.

Iran President: Cheers mate, next time you come over why not pop in for a samosa.


Well, it's about as accurate as the bollocks Arty Mitty posted.
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Re: Just Imagine it

I know just imagine it. The UK Prime Minister dealing with a regime that hasn't always been friendly towards us, it's unthinkable of that to have happened before...



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Typical untrustworthy, power hunger, attention seeking Tory types, you can tell...
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Re: Just Imagine it

Gordon Brown giving what looks to be the most unwilling handshake ever.
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Not as good as Jack Straw's excuse for shaking hands with Mugabe: "It was very dark in there"
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Not as good as Jack Straw's excuse for shaking hands with Mugabe: "It was very dark in there"
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I think you mean "quiet..." Chris is having a nap.
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Old 20-11-2013, 19:55   #13
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Re: Just Imagine it

u iz next uz n dem yanks is gona bomb you out of da 12th century and nick ya oil init .
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word 2 ya mudda.
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