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grandmaster · 05-12-2005, 21:40

A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asked him what happened.

"Well, it's like this," said the man, "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife. She sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went looking for it, and while I was rooting around, I noticed that one of the cows had something protruding from its rear end. Sure enough, when I lifted its tail, there was my wife's golf ball."

"AND..." pried the doctor.

"Well, that's was when I made my mistake...I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to the misses..."This one here looks like yours!"

05-12-2005, 21:40	#356
grandmaster Inactive Join Date: May 2005 Location: Nr Manchester Age: 46 Posts: 1,109	Re: [Merged] The Joke Thread (Part 2) A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asked him what happened. "Well, it's like this," said the man, "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife. She sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went looking for it, and while I was rooting around, I noticed that one of the cows had something protruding from its rear end. Sure enough, when I lifted its tail, there was my wife's golf ball." "AND..." pried the doctor. "Well, that's was when I made my mistake...I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to the misses..."This one here looks like yours!"