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Old 14-12-2005, 17:32   #368
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Re: [Merged] The Joke Thread (Part 2)

The BBC have censored their initial reports into the Hemel fire which showed the arrival of firemen on the scene.
Apparently and old green goddess raced into the site before any other fire engines were ready.
Media crews were amazed to see the crew of geriatrics quickly jump out and tackle the fire immediately around them before getting back onto the aging appliance and retreating to the main road.
When told they were heros and asked what they would do next, John Bromfield, in charge of the appliace replied "get those damn brakes fixed!"
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