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iadom · 11-12-2005, 22:21

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
their faces. The coroner calls in the police to tell them what has
happened. First body: "Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while
making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile,inspector", says
the Coroner. Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the
lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning,hence the
smile." The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the
coroner, "This is the most unusual one: Big Seamus Quinn from Donegal,
30, struck by lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" inquires
the Inspector. "Thought he was having his photo taken."

11-12-2005, 22:21	#363
iadom Oh Lanky Lanky. Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Shaw, Oldham, Lancashire. Services: 2 V6 running 360. 500mb BB, Phone line, mobile simm. Posts: 7,957	Re: [Merged] The Joke Thread (Part 2) Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls in the police to tell them what has happened. First body: "Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile,inspector", says the Coroner. Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning,hence the smile." The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one: Big Seamus Quinn from Donegal, 30, struck by lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "Thought he was having his photo taken."