Drug dealers
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Software developers
Refer to their clients as "users".
Refer to their clients as "users".
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"The first one's free!"
"Download a free trial version..."
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Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff).
Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).
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Strange jargon:
"Stick", "Rock", "Dime bag," "E".
Strange jargon:
"SCSI", "ISDN", "Java", "RTFM"
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Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
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Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, more potent mixes.
Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines.
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Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.
Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists (same thing).
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Their product causes unhealthy addictions.
DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D. 'Nuff said.
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Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.
Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!
