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Originally Posted by Sirius
Into 5 star hotels with a pool on the beach front in Cyprus  |
Well, duh!
A MOD official was conducting an All Services briefing one day, and he posed the question: "What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?"
A Sailor said, "I'd step on it."
A Soldier said, "I'd hit it with my boot."
A Royal Marine said, "I'd catch it, break the stinger off, and eat it."
An Airman said, "I'd call room service and find out why there's a damn tent in my room."