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Originally Posted by BetBlowWhistler
just out of curiosity, where does the patent of that wipe-o-matic mention that the toilet paper goes 'afterwards' ?
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It is delivered to people who have taken the "opt-in" route as a reward. And once a month all their names and addresses are added into a big tombola for the much coveted 'Polished Turd' award, presented by a smarmy big grinned Phorm executive.
THIS JUST IN
I have been handed a note from Emma Sanderson's office... A lucky once a year winner of the BT/Phorm "opt-in" system will be invited down to BT headquarters for photographs and lunch with Phormscum and BT execs (and a special treat shake hands with Phorm CEO Kent Ertugrul -- Just ask Alexander Hanff what it's like!!!). The photo image will be used for a huge coconut welcome mat at the BT/Phorm headquarters in London were visitors will get to laugh and wipe their feet on you. WOW!