A man parks deliberately within a disabled area of a supermarket. As he moves away from his car a jobs worth in a uniform shouts at him and barks "EXCUSE ME SIR BUT DO YOU REALISE THAT PARKING SPACE IS FOR DISABLE PEOPLE"? The man replies calmly and says "yes I do" whereupon the jobs worth retorts "WELL YOU DON'T LOOK DISABLED TO ME - SIR..!" The man (again) calmly replies "but I can assure you I am" With this the jobs worth (getting agitated by the minute) again barks at the man "WHAT'S YOU DISABLEMENT THEN - SIR....!"
With this,the man then replies "TOURETTE'S YOU ******* ****** NOW **** OFF AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS - ****...!
Hope I don't end up in the hits (anag) for this one
Si thee