Paddy ( Irish joke BTW) is in bed late at night, the neighbours dog is barking so loud it is keeping him and his missus awake. After an hour or so he jumps out of bed, "I'm going to fix that bloody animal once and for all". He comes back to bed and five minutes later the dog is barking as loud as ever. "I thought you had sorted it" said his wife, " to be sure I did, I brought it into our garden , lets see how they like it"
Jim.