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Old 28-02-2014, 00:09   #1768
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Re: [Merged] Jokes Thread

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Originally Posted by weenie View Post
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Oi,I posted that joke in the Beano in 1978.

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Paddy and Mick sitting at the bar, Paddy has a chip shop. He says to Mick, I'm making no money so I'm turning it into a brothel. Mick says FFS Paddy if ye can't sell chips how do you expect to sell soup.

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Pat n Mick are in a pub drinking their beers,feelin a wee bit hungry they both open a packet of sandwiches they brought with them.
"Excuse me" says the barman "yer not allowed to bring in your own sandwiches."
So they swopped them over.
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