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Re: The Happy Thought Thread Part 4
My last phone call
Phone - sir we are calling to help you with your accident you had within the last three years.
ME - ok
Phone - you DID have one then?...
ME - yup
Phone - Can you tell me what happened?
ME - Being blind I crashed into a 747 in my DeLorean
Phone - Excuse me?
ME - What?
Phone - Are you serious?
ME - Yup
Phone - (really long pause) - CLICK BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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