[Julian]

Originally Posted by Carth

I'd willingly take up arms . . . but the shops are shut

I could possibly fashion myself a bow and some arrows . . . unless they no longer sell string in lengths over 5" in case you accidentally wrap it around your neck

Or maybe a spear . . . probably not though, carrying a pointed stick in a public area would only make people think I was litter picking on one of those community schemes

I guess I'll just have to carry on being a grey haired old fart . . am I allowed to call myself that?

No it’s fartist.