His lordship is in the middle of taking a bath when Waddle (his butler) enters.
Butler. "You rang Sir"?
Lord. " Ah Waddle - go and fetch me a hot towel and a large brandy"
Butler. "Yes sir"
As Waddle leaves the bathroom, his lordship noisily breaks wind in the bath. Five minutes later Waddle returns with the hot towel, a brandy and a water bottle.
Lord. "what's this Waddle I didn't ask for a water bottle"?
Butler. "You did Sir"?
Lord. "No I didn't"
Butler. "But Sir, I specifically heard you say as I left the bathroom -
whadda abadda a woddaboddle Waddle"? 