Just reminding you all that September 19th is "Talk Like A Pirate Day"
No doubt you'll appreciate the importance of marking this occasion, so you may want to visit the official website:
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
This dispenses all sorts of helpful advice and even gives pick-up lines for those would-be Blackbeards to use on the wenches that they fancy. Examples of these are:
- Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
- Come on up and see me urchins.
- I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
- Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
- How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
- Youââ‚Âà ‚¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚¢re drinking a Salty Dog? Howââ‚Âà ‚¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚¢d you like to try the real thing?
- Thatââ‚ ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s the finest pirate booty Iâ₠¬ÃƒÆ’¢â€žÂ¢ve ever laid eyes on.That's some treasure chest youââ‚Âà ‚¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚¢ve got there.
So remember, September 19th ye lubbers! Arrrrrrrrrrr!!!