ARSENAL F.C.
END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE
Starter
Frogs legs (past their best)
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)
Main course
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted)
NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.
Dessert
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Drinks
Champagne - sorry none ordered
STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES
NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.
Mr Rafael Benitez and Sir Alex Ferguson - "What it's like to win the European Cup"