Re: [Merged] The Joke Thread (Part 2)
A man is driving through the Welsh mountains when he is stopped by a policeman for speeding. †œI was only doing 40 miles per hour, officerââ‚à ‚¬Ã‚ he says. †œThat⠃¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€ žÂ¢s all very well,ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šà ¬Ã‚Â says the policeman †œbut what if mister fog comes down?ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šà ¬Ã‚Â ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬ Å“Well⠃¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚ , says the driver sarcastically, †œIf Mister Fog comes down; Iâ₠™ll take Mister Foot off Mister Accelerator and put it on Mister BrakeÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šà ¬Ã‚ÂÂ
†œNo sirââ‚ ¬Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â, says the policeman, †œI said what if mist or fog comes down?ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šà ¬Ã‚ÂÂ
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