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Re: [Merged] The Joke Thread (Part 2)
American thoughts for the day...
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America???
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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