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MovedGoalPosts · 10-08-2005, 17:09

There was a mummy balloon, daddy balloon and baby balloon.

Baby balloon was a poor sleeper and mummy and daddy balloon had allowed him to share their bed at night. Baby balloon was growing a little old for this now so mummy and daddy balloon wanted him to sleep through the night in his own bed. Baby balloon didn't like this idea. In the middle of the night he kept getting up, wandering into his parents room and climbing in. Mummy and daddy balloon were at the end of their tether.

The balloon family went on holiday and there seemed to be a change in baby balloon. Maybe it was the different rooms and novelty of different beds but baby balloon slept through the night in his own room. Success thought mummy and daddy balloon, and they were inflated with pride that their son was at last showing signs of growing up.

It was not to be. They returned home. Mummy and daddy balloon applied a little pressure on their son explaining that as he had slept on his own while on holiday they expected him to stay in his own room now they were back home. Baby balloon agreed with this.

Come the middle of the night baby balloon awoke and went to his parents bedroom. There were mummy and daddy, snuggled together so tightly that baby balloon just couldn't squeeze himself in between. Not to be defeated, he thought he'd try and slip between his parents from the bottom of the bed. Again, no joy there just was not enough of a gap. Ah ha he thought. He fiddled with his nozzle and let a bit of air out. Then he fiddled with his parent's nozzles and let air out of each of them. Great he squeezed in between and settled down for a good nights sleep.

Next morning mummy and daddy balloon were most upset to awake and had that deflated feeling finding their son in bed. At the breakfast table daddy balloon decided enough was enough. Daddy balloon said to baby balloon.

"you are too old to sleep with us. Mummy and Daddy balloon need some privacy. We are very dissappointed as we thought you understood this and had agreed to grow up and sleep by your self. You have let mummy down, you have let daddy down. Worst of all, you have let yourself down."

10-08-2005, 17:09	#155
MovedGoalPosts Inactive Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: 127.0.0.1 Age: 59 Posts: 15,868	Re: The Joke Thread (Part 2) There was a mummy balloon, daddy balloon and baby balloon. Baby balloon was a poor sleeper and mummy and daddy balloon had allowed him to share their bed at night. Baby balloon was growing a little old for this now so mummy and daddy balloon wanted him to sleep through the night in his own bed. Baby balloon didn't like this idea. In the middle of the night he kept getting up, wandering into his parents room and climbing in. Mummy and daddy balloon were at the end of their tether. The balloon family went on holiday and there seemed to be a change in baby balloon. Maybe it was the different rooms and novelty of different beds but baby balloon slept through the night in his own room. Success thought mummy and daddy balloon, and they were inflated with pride that their son was at last showing signs of growing up. It was not to be. They returned home. Mummy and daddy balloon applied a little pressure on their son explaining that as he had slept on his own while on holiday they expected him to stay in his own room now they were back home. Baby balloon agreed with this. Come the middle of the night baby balloon awoke and went to his parents bedroom. There were mummy and daddy, snuggled together so tightly that baby balloon just couldn't squeeze himself in between. Not to be defeated, he thought he'd try and slip between his parents from the bottom of the bed. Again, no joy there just was not enough of a gap. Ah ha he thought. He fiddled with his nozzle and let a bit of air out. Then he fiddled with his parent's nozzles and let air out of each of them. Great he squeezed in between and settled down for a good nights sleep. Next morning mummy and daddy balloon were most upset to awake and had that deflated feeling finding their son in bed. At the breakfast table daddy balloon decided enough was enough. Daddy balloon said to baby balloon. "you are too old to sleep with us. Mummy and Daddy balloon need some privacy. We are very dissappointed as we thought you understood this and had agreed to grow up and sleep by your self. You have let mummy down, you have let daddy down. Worst of all, you have let yourself down."