Re: The Joke Thread (Part 2)
Married 40 years, they decided to take separate holidays.
He goes to California, She goes to Miami.
After the first week they phone.
She †œHow you doing?ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šà ¬Ã‚ÂÂ
He †œGreat, I met a young starlet and she is taking me round Hollywood and showing me a really great time. How about you?ââ‚ ¬Ã‚ÂÂ
She †œWell I met a handsome young Lifeguard who is squiring me round town. I am having a really good timeââ‚ ¬Ã‚ÂÂ.
He †œWell I bet Iâ₠™m having a better time than you!ââ‚ ¬Ã‚ÂÂ
She † No, Iâ₠™m having a much better time than you, and I can prove it mathematically
- -- because 20 goes into 60 a lot more times than 60 goes into 20!ââ‚ ¬Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â
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