Remember that study a while back where they found that how a woman desires a man is based on her stage of the menstral cycle? Well the doctors found something else:
They found that when a woman is ovulating, she likes a man with rugged facial features. When the woman is menstruating, she prefers the man to be doused in petrol, on fire, and with a pair of scissors sticking out of his temple.
(shameless ripped from Nuts this week
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